Subject 2025

December 31, 2025

So ends another one. Let’s get to it…

January: Pass Interference

– My poor country
– Holy crap, the Commanders are in the NFC Championship game! Superbowl perhaps?
– Oooh, no, nope, got squished by Eagles.
– It’s official. The Orange Thing once again occupies the White House. With a vengeance.
– Also, Nazi salute
Remembering
– Gulf of what now?!

February: Inventory Check

– Everything right now is just so… stupid
– Let’s all point and laugh at anyone who actually thought the Skipping Dipshit who bought Twitter was some sort of free speech warrior
– He’s sending in goons to tear apart vital government agencies…
– …and what everyone is most offended about is that these goons are young. Oy.
– The entities that are supposed to protect or counter all this are just… letting it happen.
– Chiefs fell apart this time in Man Bowl.
– Sometimes we all miss red flags. That’s life. It’s okay.

March: Cloture

– Holy shit, that’s three years in a row now Disney/Pixar didn’t win Best Animated Feature!
– WTF?! Let Mahmoud Khalil go, you fucking shitbags!
– Lunar eclipse
– Are Schumer and Dems going to stand up in the slightest to Orange Thing admin?
– Maybe…?
– Can we at the very least step back from the brink…?
– Nope. They caved again.

April: Lemon Cake

– SHINY BAG
– Ovechkin’s 895th goal!
– Not even penguins are spared from tariffs.
– More college students snatched away for speaking up for Palestine.
– Suspected “illegal immmigrants” getting whisked to concentration camp in El Salvador
– Hey, that’s my Senator going to El Salvador personally to see about a captive Marylander
– Glad someone is being brave

May: Carbonated Fruit

– Stop acting like your transphobic bullshit is about protecting kids
– I’m the meaning of life!
– Oh, shit, do I have a pinched nerve again?
– I can still bring what I usually bring
– Final Fantasy 12

June: Five Judges

– No Kings!
– Just say NO to the Orange Thing!
– No one is coming to your birthday parade, Orange Thing. We’re all protesting everywhere else!
– You did good, New York.
– Supreme Court: “Birthright citizenship? Children’s academic freedom? Haha, fuck all that!”

July: Single Point of Contact

Don’t cede American identity to MAGA
– What do you mean Colbert is cancelled?!
– Yeah… do it, South Park…

August: Traceable

– Got some new responsibilities.
– Oh, shit, I fucked up.
– Get out of DC, National Guard!
– Shouldn’t have to worry about the event being safe.

September: Least

– I got it in one! Wordle is my starting word!
– The Right: “How dare you say Kirk was anything less than a saint!”
– Also the Right: “Let’s kill the homeless.”
– Kimmel gets cancelled because he so much as mentioned the whole mess.
– Backlash brings him right back.
– Hey, take note, backlash gets shit done.
– See You Later, Bob Carpenter!

October: Debts

– Oh, Dems aren’t caving this time on shutdown.
– Hmm, Commanders aren’t as good this time. Too many injuries.
– The revolution will be ribbited.
– No Kings!
– Oh, swell, now he’s tearing down parts of the White House. For a ballroom.
– It’s about goddamn time.

November: Reprieve

– Apples
– Oh, God. Poor Blue Jays.
– Blue wave! Mamdani! Spanberger!
– Okay, now they’ve caved.
– His already abundantly clear close relationship with Epstein is still more abundantly clear.
– Oven trouble

December: Snow Monarch

– Fancy party is fancy
– A lot to do before holiday break…
– Done!
– I guess I wasn’t invited to participate this time.
– Brownies, cookies, and gingerbread cake
– Isn’t a standing rib roast supposed to… stand?
Twenty years!
– Zootopia 2

Ugh. Just… ugh. Whether what’s happening to this country or my own personal life getting in the way of doing more interesting things so I’m not straining my brain to remember anything good to add to this recap… ugh.

Alright, ball in Times Square, hovering over the unlit 2026. It has every indication of being out of the frying pan and into the fire, but I guess there’s no other way out of the frying pan. Bring it on.

This Is Eight Mine Fortress – 20 Years Later

December 28, 2025

“Welcome. This is Eight Mine Fortress. I’m Katrina, and I wrote every single thing on this happy little website. I like it. Serves as a nice depository for my old written gems, my new ones, and whatever the hell else I stick on here. Look around. You’ll figure it out.”

With those words, twenty years ago today, this site launched. A long-planned project, as well as, with Sure, Why Not? here, wanting to join in the 2005 blog craze at the time.

Followed by two decades of my ranting and rambling. Regular features like Mmmm Candy Hearts and the New Years Eve recaps. NYRA happenings. Travel. Holiday gripes. Philosophical questions.

And, of course, these three:

I talked already about how it feels to have a blog that’s been running so long, the habits and inspirations, the capturing of past events in real time, the self-consciousness and cringe of old posts.

So for today, I’ve selected twenty posts from over the past twenty years to highlight, some that I consider favorites and/or classics. Let’s just go oldest to newest. Let’s begin with…

Moving – January 18, 2006
Not quite a month into this thing. Flanked by numerous other posts of varying degrees of mediocre, I wrote this one about my experience of assisting the staffing agency I was with in moving offices, between assignments. This involved desk after desk, shelf after shelf, of fitting things that probably mostly could have been thrown away into the exponentially increasing number of boxes all labeled Random Crap. You know. You’ve likely moved somewhere before. And, of course, reading back on this after other harrowing moving experiences now like “you don’t know the half of it yet”.

The Little Caterpillar – May 25, 2006
It’s the fascinating tale of… that time I was waiting at a bus stop watching and attempting to rescue a caterpillar hellbent on trying to cross the street.

A Tale of Two Newarks – March 11, 2008
My earliest detailed travel story. About the day I drove up to New York City for a NYRA event, passing through Newark, DE on the way and seeing the Thermo Fisher distribution center building because I’m a dork, and later on the way home, getting turned around on the New Jersey Turnpike just outside Newark airport.

Final Boss Defeated – June 27, 2011
Another one about a NYRA event. Or, actually, the end result of one. That previous November, on 2010 midterm election day, we rallied in front of the Supreme Court during the oral arguments of Brown v EMA, a case attempting to ban video games for under-18s (and when I first met Kathleen). This post is when the verdict came in, 7-2 against the ban, listing some notable reactions I’d found to it that day. In rereading it, my gaze lingered on the words “Scalia’s great majority opinion”. Weird.

Oddities – August 23, 2011
What I thought, at my Rockville, MD workplace at the time, was just something heavy being wheeled down the hallway turned out to be a 5.8 earthquake. The ensuing mockery from Californians brought up other less common natural phenomena in this area about which regions where it is common also mock us.

About Last Night – May 14, 2013
Another NYRA/youth rights victory, the biggest one of all. The initial hearing and then two readings later, Takoma Park, MD officially lowered the voting age to 16, the first in the US to do so. Followed later by others. The events are recounted in this post.

How to Be Religious – June 6, 2013
I’ve always been annoyed from both sides, from the ultra religious pushing their bullshit onto everyone else, to the anti-religious reducing every global issue to the existence of theists. I have a number of posts on this topic, but for the list, I’ll go with this one, a nice clear list of what is good and bad when religion inspires someone. The more you know. I revisited this after the Charlie Hebdo attack in January 2015.

Offend the Offensive – July 28, 2014
“I’m offended by people who get offended.” Well, then, sounds to me like you’re still offended, jackass. You know the ones. They claim some emotional and social superiority because racial slurs (or any other slights against anyone who isn’t a cis-het white male) don’t bother them. What losers. This post was about just that.

Death by Paper Cut – April 28, 2015
The eternal shame in life and afterlife should a paper cut be the cause of death.

The Actual Innocence – December 14, 2017
On how our society has a gross and warped view of “childhood innocence”. It actually means how children just got here in the world and thus haven’t had much opportunity to be guilty of any real wrongdoing, but it gets twisted into “cute ignorance that adults find pleasing”.

False Alarm – January 31, 2018
Remember in 2018 when there was all this concern that North Korea was going to launch missiles at us? Then there was some systems malfunction in Hawaii, triggering alarms that missiles were actually incoming, causing a whole panic. It was fine, but I happened to spot an article about how the FCC was giving Hawaii shit about it happening. So I laid out in this piece just that happening, and then how the other states responded… when Hawaii finally snapped.

Nothing but a Number and a Distraction – March 21, 2018
Age restrictions aren’t a solution to social problems. They are in themselves a social problem. This post is about just that, how creating or strengthening enforcement of an age restriction in response to a societal problem is at best a cop out, a useless change so to pretend you’ve accomplished something, while leaving any true root causes untouched. I went over it again more specifically about school shootings a couple weeks later after the March for Our Lives.

This Is Not Who We Are – July 4, 2018
With the Orange Thing occupying the White House after promoting the most hateful ideas, what does that say about the country that elected him? Perhaps feeds a lot of stereotypes. Perhaps erases the rest of us. So I made this declaration, that “This is NOT who we are!”, to those who saw him and thought this is fine and cool. With an acknowledgement of the reactionary backlash to this statement. A less optimistic sequel to this piece appeared earlier this year.

Midterminated – November 30, 2018
This post about the 2018 midterms was so much fun to make, with all the graphics and reactions, even if many of the results detailed were frustrating. I wish I’d been able to make something like it for 2020 and 2022, whereas the 2024 one took a different approach. This was when, halfway through the Orange Thing’s first term, we were to “grab him by the midterms”. And now we’re facing the same situation in a little over ten months from now.

Imperfect and Incomplete – April 21, 2019
This entry on this list is for this Easter Sunday post but also kind of for the ones earlier that same week, for which this one was a culmination. There were posts earlier that week on various topics, such as deadly locations around the world, extraordinary animals, and some weird trees. I concluded Holy Week with this optimistic post about the wonders of the universe and, well, of Brookside Gardens on that lovely spring day.

One Pursued – October 31, 2019
A play off the slogan “One Pursuit” they had been using a couple years earlier, my timeline in tweets of the Washington Nationals’ 2019 season, beginning with them playing like shit and then suddenly getting really good, complete with dugout dances and Baby Shark, right up through a World Series Game 7 win at 11:50pm Eastern on October 30, 2019. A year and a half after the Caps won the Stanley Cup.

Core Values – January 25, 2020
This post came about when sometime before I’d been tasked with writing about my experience with NYRA, for its own 20th anniversary in 2018. It never got posted, and it took me a while to write, and a lot I cut out as being extraneous and perhaps suited for its own piece. That piece did end up getting posted, and I called it Core Values. And it was cross posted to the NYRA blog. I’d made attempts before to square the need for a cause to be pragmatic with remaining loyal to the underlying philosophy that drives it, the ridiculous “moderate versus radical” dichotomy, a source of many fights back in my days with the organization. Thinking back on my time for the original piece I was writing, some of those feelings were brought up again, so I wrote about it in this one.

A Big Sphere – January 1, 2024
This one was originally a Facebook status that I expanded into an optimistic New Year’s Day post, similar perhaps to Imperfect and Incomplete above. How we are living in an age where, thanks to technology and other advances, our once scattered species has come back together again.

Easter: The Final Battle – March 31, 2024
Another Easter post on this list, this time rethinking the story of Jesus’s crucifixion and resurrection, suggesting there’s more to the story than is known/told. And tying it in with my own celebration of Easter as about freedom from religious restriction, from the very concept of sin itself.

Pride and Groom – May 4, 2025
And finally, from this past year, my long-awaited defense of LGBTQ+ youth and blasting the ridiculous “grooming” accusations leveled at those who support them. And how anti-youth bigotry allows for the persecution of LGBTQ+ youth.

No More 2024

December 31, 2024

Another year. Another whole mess of things happening, and here I am on the last day of it trying to remember enough of it for a decent recap. Here goes…

January: The Map

New year in a new age
– International potluck
– Another big ceasefire rally
– Snow day
– This better not be Covid again…
– Negative. Just a regular cold/flu.

February: Lucky Plate

– The Chiefs again.
(Ash) Valentine’s Day
– I’ll make a bunch and see what’s good
– Maybe I’ll actually do the Gummi Ship stuff this time.
– Ahhh! Extra day!

March: The Banality of Evil

– AwesomeCon!
– Oh, fuck, the Key Bridge collapsed?!
Easter at Brookside as usual

April: 15:15:14

– How am I doing this?
– Is this plan going to work? I have no idea
– Shit. It’s going to be cloudy. Probably. Change destination? I don’t know!
– Screw it, let’s just get on the road and see what happens…
– Okay. We’re here…
– Holy shit, the clouds are clearing!
WHOA

May: Frankie

– Crackdowns on pro-Palestine protests on campuses, inb4 another Kent State…
– Star Wars game in the rain
– Whatever I do it’s never enough.
– Don’t rush off to the picnic and leave me to do all this shit!

June: Twelve Day Turnaround

– Tornado warning. Whatever.
– Wait. It’s an actual tornado?! Wow.
– I’ve got to get this renewed before the deadline.
– That was fast.
– Oof, Biden, are you… uh, you okay, man?

July: Sunday Afternoon

– Blueberry pie for the 4th.
– Oh, shit, someone made an attempt on the Orange Thing.
– Someone not named Mike Pence is next to him now, wonder why that is…
– What’s Biden saying?
Hooooooooooooooooly shit!
– The Paris Olympic cauldron is a hot air balloon. Your argument is invalid.

August: Offsides

– Tim Walz for VP
– USWNT Soccer Gold!
– Team USA basketball Gold, after biting off all nails.
– Also, Snoop Dogg.
– DNC a lot more cheerful than it might have been.
– States roll call!

September: Talk About Extreme

Ghosts.
– RIP James Earl Jones
– Harris mops floor with Orange Thing in debate.
– She does it with one hand, too. The other is on her chin.
– No, NO! Not in my neighborhood!
– RIP Maggie Smith

October: Fragilissimo

– Holy shit, the Commanders are actually… good?!
– This has been going for a goddamn year now and no end in sight.
– Expensive car work is expensive
– Did you just straight up kill the Post endorsement because Bezos didn’t want to piss off the Orange Thing?

November: The Price of Eggs

– Good opportunity to check the place out
– Alright, it’s time to do this…
– And…
– Oh.
– No.
– Not again…
What the fuck now?!
– Fuck this.
– Pop up shop
– Welcome to Not Twitter
– Apple pie
– A couple more opportunities. Can’t move forward yet, though.

December: Olivia

– I’ve got to make some cookies.
– So much to finish.
– Much needed reprieve.
– Is it happening this year or what?
– I guess so.
– Christmas gingerbread cake came out yummy. If needed more ginger.
– Roast beast
– Hidden surprise present
– RIP Jimmy Carter
– Moana 2

Yikes. What the hell was that?

(That could refer to either this whatever-it-was of a year or just my attempt at a write up. Or both. It’s both.)

Sometimes I wonder if things really are getting worse or we’re just conditioned to believe that. Perhaps the latter, given I began this year with an optimistic entry about us all living together on a big sphere. I guess we get fed a lot of stories every which way, and such is why we ended up, among other things, with this election result. Maybe it’s a silly question. Things just are. We control such a tiny bit.

Whatever the case, 2025 awaits. Like a cliff from which we are all about to plummet. Into the abyss. Into the future…

Seriously 2023

December 31, 2023

We’ve come around again. So what happened? Well…

January: TCM

– Go away already, bat flu!
– So much coughing
– …
– …

February: Fletcher

– I guess I’ll say a few words
– Just what is a life well lived anyway?
– I’ll cook things for Lent
– I baked focaccia!
– Damn it’s warm outside

March: On Hold

– Los Angeles gets snow but we don’t?!
– Horizon Forbidden West
– Wish it would tell me which machine is hostile like predecessor
– Chia seeds are a great egg substitute

April: Drafts

– Orange Thing is getting arrested!
– Bingeing His Dark Materials series during Holy Week!
– Throw together something resembling an Easter feast
– That came in just in time.
– Legislatures pulling anti-trans dipshittery again.

May: Mage

– Guess I’ll replay Final Fantasy 7
– I’m forty now?!
– Korean BBQ
– Did the Nats finally actually win the Star Wars game? Yay!
– Hmm, no more new shows for a while with writer’s strike.
Target Pride is Satan?!

June: Picnic Leftovers

– Oh, shit, do I have Covid again?!
– Nope, just an ordinary cold.
– What the fuck is going on with… outside?
– The wildfire smoke is making everything all sepia toned.
– AwesomeCon!
– Let’s fix this place up a bit and reflect
– Buy out Bed Bath & Beyond before closing
– Oh, look, Supreme Court is setting us back decades again
– You keep saying “free speech”. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

July: Over Five Pounds

– S’mores brownies!
– Wait, what?
– Ah, fuck, not a pinched nerve again!
– I guess I’ll just lie still and watch The Orville
– Justice for Topa!

August: Time Zones

– What’s in storage?
– What do you mean USWNT lost in the first round?!
– You’re supposed to be the not-useless ones!
– Bingo
– Bazaar is back.

September: Shady Trees

– Final season of Disenchantment
– Except not really because we all know Matt Groening shows do not end nor should they.
– So many tight deadlines…
– What an awful picture.
– Hurry up and get here and thaw.
– Am I doing this or what?
– I should visit.
– #28 Meant to Live

October: Custard Power

– Did I just lose almost two years of progress?
– What do you mean reorganization?!
– Oh, goddamnit, Israel and Palestine.
– Noooo, my favorite mug!
– I’ll check out the small demonstration

November: 5064

– March for ceasefire
– I really need time off
– Where’d it go? Oh, that’s a shame.
– We made a good turkey!
– I guess I’ll finally play The Last of Us again

December: Aunt Tabitha

– Changes happening
– Mmmm sugar plums
– Winter Festival again!
– Cookie swap is back!
– And that’s the end of Archer
– Christmas Crisp
– The Boy and the Heron, to resume New Years Eve movie theater going post-pandemic
– And I’ve made some steak and shrimp.

This year had one huge event to start with, which maybe I’ll talk about in a separate post, and a whole lot of other stuff I’ve been racking my brain over the past few days to remember in order to cobble something together here. Kind of disheartening, in that my New Years Eve recaps in the past I’ve had no trouble remembering even the most bizarre details. Is it I can’t remember as well now? Maybe I’m not doing as much now worth remembering? Maybe I do remember but I’m less willing to add it here, however cryptic.

There’s 2024 waiting up there in Times Square. Bringing with it all the usual annual observances all over again, as well as a leap year, a Summer Olympics, and, of course, the presidential election. What will become of that? What will become of Gaza? What will become of Twitter?

As 2023 draws to a close, as this new one drops in shortly, I guess we’ll just have to see. Buckle up.

Much Ado About 2022

December 31, 2022

Another year. Let’s get to it.

January: Short Cycling

-Yikes, open the vents!
-Wordle
-LOL Penzeys having “Republicans Are Racists” weekend
-Time to replay Kingdom Hearts, starting with Birth by Sleep

February: Extracurricular Activity

-Beijing Olympics
-Yeah, letting a Uyghur hold the torch doesn’t make up for shit, Xi!
-Interrupting Olympics for Superbowl.
-And it’s not a repeat, it’s women’s hockey silver, in regulation! Oh, well.
-And now Russia is invading Ukraine. Ugh…

March: Inciting Violence

-Getting a little antsy there, Facebook?
-Fuck war and fuck transphobia.
-Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
-Kingdom Hearts Final Mix: it’s different

April: Tire Pressure

-Rickrolllll
-Leaky ceiling!
-Almond bars for Easter
-Brookside, as usual

May: Under the Sun

-Where the hell are you off to?!
-Wait, this could benefit me immensely…
-If things are about to get harder.
-Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix confuses and angers me.
-More shitheads committing racially motivated shootings.
-Hand pies!

June: Settled Law

-AwesomeCon!
-This Visit Baltimore ad.
-Eleven, we don’t send people to Azkaban for bashing their bullies in the face with a roller skate.
-Look what the Supreme Court just did. Fucking hell.
-Is this happening or what?

July: Offer

-Chili and galettes
-Breaking Bad
-Off to Star Wars game at Nats Park!
-What do you mean he turned it down?!
-My district is a toss-up now?!
-I’ll take it!

August: Chorizo

-Juan Soto! Nooooooooooooo!
-Joining Kathleen in presentation on LGBTQ youth!
-They are oatmeal cookies. That makes them breakfast.
-At the county fair!
-It’s my first day. And also very much not.
-What the hell is happening across the street?!

September: Parer

-Indian food buffet.
-Oh. Queen Elizabeth.
-Turning Red!
-Baking show.

October: Old Friends Old Rivals

-Time for Melody of Memory.
-Is there seriously a possibility that Herschel Walker, Mehmet Oz, and Kari Lake might get elected?!
-Halloween party

November: Late Earlies

-Stray!
-We got a new Maryland governor!
-And my district stays blue. Whew!
-As does the Senate!
-I’m hosting Thanksgiving!
-New Crash Bandicoot game is hard as shit

December: Celebrations Closet

-Cookies
-Global call
-World Cup
-First in-person Winter Festival in three years!
-Christmas Eve gingerbread cake
-Christmas deep freeze!
-And… Covid finally got me.
-Closing out this one in isolation.

So ends another one, the continuation of some major events before with a lot of uncertainty as to what happens now. Loss of civil rights but better than expected election. The pandemic goes on, as I’m feeling very much at the moment. I might have something more eloquent to say if I weren’t so feverish. Or at least I’ll blame it on that.

Here comes 2023. What’s in store now? I guess we’ll see…

Still With This 2021

December 31, 2021

*looks at recent posts* Ugh.

Well, at least I’m still doing this, for whatever that’s worth. So what happened this year? Well…

January: A Capitol Sixth

– Georgia senatorial runoff election
– Did both Democrats actually win?! Sweet!
– Oh, look, angry Orange Thing fans at the Capitol.
– And breaking into the Capitol.
– Oh dear.
– Look who’s getting impeached again!
– Though he’s done anyway, but it’s the principle of the thing.
– Here comes President Biden and Vice President Harris!

February: The F Word

– Impeachment managers make case, citing event all senators saw first hand.
– Defense yelled a lot and complained Democrats said the word “fight” at any point.
– “Good enough,” said 43 Republican senators
– Second impeachment fails

March: Ever Given

– There’s a big boat wedged in the Suez Canal. LOL
– I want a Covid vaccine. I’m eligible. Give me.

April: Phase 1C

– Damn it, get me a vaccine appointment I don’t have to drive two hours for!
– Covid Easter number two
– Finally!
– First dose!

May: Stolen Base

– I just keep getting older, I guess.
– Second dose!
– LOL Davey Martinez
– What do you mean lifting mask requirements?!
– I’m fully vaxxed now but seems too soon.

June: The Noisiest Tree

– Where are the cicadas?
– Ah, there they are!
– Hello, little golden wings!
– And… they’re gone again.

July: The Twisties

– Time for 2020 Olympics in 2021
– Needs more robots.
– Good for you, Simone Biles. Good for you.
– Where did all the Nats go?

August: Millhaven

– What do you mean Canada beat us at soccer?!
– Damn it, Canada, leave your bullshit in the winter games.
– Bronze it is, then.
– Still managed to overtake China in medal count on the last day. Yay!
– Oh, that poor condo. Goddamn lightning.
– Awesome Con!

September: Tax the Rich

– Twenty years since the bad thing happened.
– Baking show

October: Bounce It

– What do you mean 99% story completion?! What did I miss?
– Fine, I’ll do New Game Plus.
– Somewhat normal Halloween again. Despite… things.

November: Focaccia

– Oh FFS Virginia
– Not doing turkey in a bag again
– Oh, Jurgen and Crystelle!
– Covid booster!

December: Quiet Room

– Where to record this video?
– Cookies. Lots of cookies.
– Virtual festivities again.
– Christmas Eve mini pies
– No Christmas Day roast beast due to shit going on.
– So doing roast beast right now for New Year’s Eve!
– Delicious.
– And watching Encanto.

I guess I should post more. Inspiration and motivation comes and goes. I’ve still been tweeting, though. Anyway, there’s 2022 waiting up there in Times Square. While this damn virus is still not gone. Why won’t it be gone? Well, all that’s gone now is 2021. Here comes the next.

2020 in Hindsight

December 31, 2020

(Sorry.)

Anyway, let’s get on with this shitshow.

January: Imminent Threat

-Oh, awesome, we might be about to go to war with Iran.
-Meanwhile, year-old conversation between Sanders and Warren for some reason.
-Victoria, good. William Shatner, bad.
-Hmm. Keep seeing mention of some virus in China. Yikes, hope they get that contained.

February: A Matter of Right and Wrong

-I missed the groundhog’s prediction. What was it, Chiefs or 49ers?
-Senate votes to acquit… surprise, surprise.
-Iowa caucus at long last. And it goes to… Sanders or Buttigieg, probably?
-Though looks like Biden didn’t really perform at all?
-Bernie gets New Hampshire and Nevada!
-And there’s Biden snatching South Carolina.
-Parasite. Good for them.
-Meanwhile, that virus hasn’t gone away…

March: Flatten the Curve

-Super Tuesday!
-Oof, Biden is back in this race and running away with it.
-Sigh, so much for Bernie.
-The virus is here.
-Better wash hands a lot and disinfect groceries.
-Everything is closing.
-Sports are postponed indefinitely.
-For how long?

April: Various Corn

-Looks like Easter is coming up. Need people to stay home.
-My Easter tradition is mostly unaffected by virus. That’s good.
-Okay, time to mask up!
-What do you mean some governors want to open their states back up? Cases are rising!
-Oh, they’re doing it to please the Orange Thing? Okay then…
-100,000 miles!
-My primary got postponed to June. Though Bernie dropped out so it’s just Biden.
-And I thought grocery shopping was hell before…
-Blueberry muffins!

May: Hydroxychloroquine

-Must bake.
-Birthday. Meh.
-Must bake.
-So tired of parents trashing their kids totally unprompted just to make small talk in conference calls.
-Must bake.
-Brownies!
-And with the senseless murder of George Floyd, we have another explosion of protests for racial justice.
-Complete with cops beating up and arresting journalists. -_-

June: I Can’t Breathe

-Time for primary. To drop off ballot that had only just arrived four days ago.
-Keep your TERF mouth shut, Rowling.
-Must bake.
-Racial justice protests still going strong!

July: Person Woman Man Camera TV

-Chili and berry cake!
-No ‘splosions though. Because of virus.
-Holy crap, the football team is regenerating…
-Mmm… delicious blondies!
-John Lewis 🙁
-First pitch from Fauci!

August: Ammonium Nitrate

-Yikes, poor Beirut!
-Tarp trouble.
-And it’s Kamala Harris for VP.
-The postal service is being fucked with.
-I baked something that didn’t taste good. Now I’m annoyed.
-Now I baked something very tasty. Yay!

September: Phosphine

-Life on Venus? Sure, throw it on this year’s pile…
-Don’t yell at me.
-Must bake.
-NOOOOOOOOO
-Was that… was that the debate?

October: Someone’s Crazy Uncle

-Virtual NYRA conference!
-LOL Orange Thing got the virus
-Fly on Pence’s head at the debate
-Savannah Guthrie saying what needs to be said
-Dropped off ballot!
-Dallas sucks
-Not very many trick or treaters because virus 🙁

November: Red Mirage

-Here goes…
-Polls are closed.
-Results trickling in.
-Trickling…
-Just keep counting… just keep counting…
-States looking good for Biden swing to Orange Thing.
-States looking good for Orange Thing swing to Biden.
-Just keep counting… just keep counting…
-Ignore the armed right wing “poll watchers”
-Just staying up all night and all day at work with CNN…
-And on Saturday morning…
-YAAAAAASSSSSSS
-Dancing in the streets.
-Orange Thing is OUT
-Total Landscaping
-Car maintenance is expensive
-Macy’s Parade without spectators!
-Again, Dallas sucks
-Solo Thanksgiving… for everyone who’s smart

December: They’re Goats

-Or not smart. Cases went up.
-Oh, fucking shit, I’ve got mice in my damn house again.
-Cookies!
-Snow!
-Winter Festival!
-Er… virtual Zoom poetry reading Winter Festival because virus.
-Cookies!
-Look at that, you fucked with the postal service, and now all the Christmas packages are late.
-Certified Electoral College results. It’s Joe Biden!
-Christmas crisp
-Christmas Eve service… via YouTube live… earlier in the evening.
-Solo Christmas
-IT’S SNOWING ON CHRISTMAS MORNING! IT’S SNOWING ON CHRISTMAS MORNING!
-ROAST BEAST
-Soul as New Year’s Eve movie (on Disney+, theaters are kind of not a thing at the moment)

It was the first two months that feel like a century ago, with their own worries and issues, and then March hit and everything changed and ever since it’s been waiting and seeing and trying to maintain our mental and physical health all the while. We blame the year, though COVID-19 is called that because it began in 2019, its own little parting gift that 2020 had to deal with. Mercifully, we have a new president next month, one who takes all this and the job itself seriously, even if not without his own many flaws. There are vaccines being administered and more coming out. So there’s a little bit to be hopeful about, even if going in 2021 just under an hour from now won’t magically change anything right away. For a little while still, we need to adapt to the situation where we can.

And wear a fucking mask!

There’s 2021, up there in Times Square as usual, above absolutely no crowds very unusually. I guess we’ll just have to see what happens…

Another Christmas Carol

December 24, 2020

There are way way way way way too many versions of A Christmas Carol. Anyway, here’s another, with a couple of twists. Merry Christmas!

Marley was dead.

Ebenezer Scrooge gazed up at the “Scrooge & Marley” sign over his business on the seventh anniversary of his partner’s passing, his face impassive while filled with an emotion he could not identify, or a series of emotions he could not parse. He allowed only a minute or two for this before proceeding on inside.

It was also Christmas Eve, a fact Scrooge made a point to ignore. He sat at his desk. After a moment, he opened one of his desk drawers and gazed at something inside it. Then he shut it again and got to work, ignoring the sounds of carols and charitable requests going on outside.

“Merry Christmas!” came a cheery voice from his office doorway.
Continue reading “Another Christmas Carol”

Next Up 2019

December 31, 2019

Sometimes there’s a story you know that suddenly, well, continues. Maybe after a long time. Maybe unexpectedly. Maybe the continuation existed for some time and you’re only now finding it. Well, it’s New Year’s Eve, and so ends 2019, a year of an inordinate number of next installments. And, just in general, the end of one year and beginning of another, a next installment in itself. Whatever. Let’s do this thing.

January: Water Event

-What was that?
-What did you just send me?!
-Replaying this game a lot.
-Reading, too.
The Book of Dust: La Belle Sauvage
-Wait, is it finally out?!
-Vice

February: Revivify

-Time for the game!
-Nothing’s happening, nothing’s happening…
-It’s over. A lot of people in the audience look pissed.
Final Fantasy III/VI
-Unexpected snow day!

March: Ground Chicken

-Maybe I’d better finally do this and see what happens.
-Gathering information
-Did Ayanna Pressley propose a lower voting age AND use my hashtag?!
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
-And I’m stranded.
-Better get that looked at.
-Stranded again.
-Alright, need a new battery.
-What do you mean Bryce Harper went to the Phillies?!
-Is this still any good to eat or not?
-Maybe we all drink too much.
-Hmm, Nats aren’t off to a great start.

April: Walk-Off Walk

-Are the Nats going to win, like, ever?
-Holy shit, a walk-off walk!
-I’ve always wanted to see a walk-off walk!
-Captain Marvel
-Let’s see what this information gathering is turning into.
-Ah..
-On Monday it’s women in science.
-On Tuesday it’s a thing about an iceberg whose whole point was to make a Simpsons joke.
-On Wednesday, DEATH!
-On Thursday we’re not so great as a species after all.
-On Friday TREES
-On Saturday okay maybe we do some good things as a species.
-All leading to Easter Sunday at Brookside
-Time for AwesomeCon
-I bought way too many shirts.

May: Series 2 Episode 3

-I found it!
Avengers: Endgame
-Let’s replay Kingdom Hearts
-Birthday pizza and ice cream sundae.
-And now Kingdom Hearts 2!
-What do you mean you’re out of the Ryan Zimmerman Captain America bobbleheads?!
-Oh, well, we shut them out. It’s the Marlins, but still.

June: Obsolescence Insurance

-Are you really whining at me about something I posted nine years ago?
-Okay, done with Kingdom Hearts 2? What now?
-Play the third, of course!
-And to get a PlayStation 4!
-And the ancillary games. I guess I’d better play those first.
Kingdom Hears: Chain of Memories
-Okay, this card thing is weird.
-Star Wars game!
-And they lost bad to the Diamondbacks. Ugh.
-But Obi-Sean Kenobi Doolittle bobblehead!
-Maybe don’t ship us stuff on Thursday since getting stuck a day in Memphis is a thing that happens.
-Now I have to go to work on Saturday!
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
-Isn’t that Roxas?
Toy Story 4

July: Oxygen Sensor

-Hmm, old TV is broken. Set up the new one!
-We won the World Cup again!
-Megan Rapinoe > you
-Time for Lights for Liberty
-Check engine light?!
-Break from Kingdom Hearts for Crash Bandicoot remake. Not bad.
-The Nats got their asses kicked by the Dodgers and all I got was this sweet tote bag.

August: Special Portal

Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance
-At the fair!
-At long last…
Kingdom Hearts 3
-New version of The Lion King
-Book festival on Day 100

September: Orichalcum+

-Nats had been doing great but are kind of faltering again.
-I’ll go see them play the Braves…
-Let us never speak of the Braves game again
-And finally forged the damn Ultima Weapon
-Oh. I’ve finished Kingdom Hearts 3.
-Whatever should I do with myself now?
-Holy fuckshit, did the Nats manage to snag the NL Wild Card?!
-Bazaar!

October: #22

-Holy fuckshit, the Nats beat the NL Wild Card game.
-Well, time for another NLDS
-And the Dodgers destroyed Game 1
-Managed to force Game 5, here we go again…
-Kershaw blew the save…
-KENDRICK GRAND SLAMMED…
-The Nats got past the NLDS.
Downton Abbey
-Time to die against the Cardinals.
-What the shit, we swept the Cardinals?!
-How..?!
-Oh, my God, the Nats are in the World Series.
-Against… the Houston Astros on shorter rest and thus uninterrupted momentum.
-We’re doomed.
-And Baby Shark was done at the World Series
-LOL Orange Thing got booed at Nats Park
-Well, get this over with…
-Wait… what?!
-!!!!
-NATIONALS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!
-Oh, and Halloween

November: Gloo Gloo

-Championship parade!
-I’ll just ignore any news about them on Monday
Rayman Legends

December: We’re Mules Now

-Cookies
-Holiday party
-Redoing 2014 Winter Festival
Frozen 2
-Another holiday party
-Shopping
-Lights
-Cookies
-IMPEACHED!
-Getting food
-Holy what, Silent Night has a fourth verse?!
-Christmas Day
-Simultaneous Simpsons and Doctor Who marathons
The Book of Dust: The Secret Commonwealth
-Lights
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

There’s often more to a story, whether desirable or not, whether welcome or not. Though even if disappointing or underwhelming, it’s nice to know an end hasn’t been reached.

Anyway, it’s New Year’s Eve, and this part of the story ends, the one that arbitrarily lies inside the year 2019, and onto 2020 in about an hour, onto the next phase of whatever. It’s a leap year. There will be an Olympics. And, notably, there will be the chance to throw the Orange Thing out on his ass in November and please God let him be thrown out. Whatever it is, we go into the next part. Here goes…

Walking and Hoping

December 22, 2019

It’s officially winter now. Here’s a song I’ve been hearing a lot…

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

If I’m hearing this song, I’m already listening to a lot of Christmas music, so I’d say yes.

In the lane snow is glistening

I wish. Supposed to get up to 50 degrees this week.

A beautiful sight we’re happy tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland.

Snow walking is better than regular walking.

Gone away is the bluebird
Here to stay is the new bird

You were having trouble finding a rhyme there, weren’t you.

They sing a love song as we go along
Walking in a winter wonderland

Stalker birds? Or do they think they’re in a Disney movie?

In the meadow we can build a snowman

Awesome.

And pretend that he is Parson Brown

Why?

He’ll say “Are you married?” We’ll say “No, man.
But you can do the job while you’re in town.”

Now there’s a roundabout marriage proposal.

Later on, we’ll conspire

No more conspiracy theories. Snopes has enough to debunk as it is.

As we dream by the fire

Too cold to dream outside?

To face unafraid the plans that we made
Walking in a winter wonderland

Try not to be scared that you just agreed to be legally bound to spend a lot more time together.

In the meadow we can build a snowman

What are you locking yourselves into now?

And pretend that he’s a circus clown.

Tonight, the time by the fire will be less dreaming and more “can’t sleep, snow clown’ll eat me”.

We’ll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman
Until the other kiddies knock him down (come around).

“Other” kiddies? Ah, given the whole getting married thing earlier on I figured you were older. Whatever the case for whichever lyrics, these other kids seem to be saving you from the evil clown snowman.

When it snows ain’t it thrilling

Yes! Yes, it is.

Though your nose gets chilling

This cold nose thing is reminding me of the first couple lines of The Christmas Song. Almost expecting a culturally insensitive reference to-

We’ll frolic and play the Eskimo way

That’s racist.

Walking in a winter wonderland.

Maybe just stay inside. You’re getting delirious.