Okay, I can do this.
*takes deep breath*
Aaaaahhhhhh!!!! This is the worst pain ever!
*breathes frantically*
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! OWWWWWWWW! Son of a bitch!
*takes another deep breath*
Yeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwwwch! Is this over yet?! I think I’m almost done.
*deep breath*
OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Wow, I did it. It’s over with. Oh, man.
…
What was that about?! What could have happened many months ago to have caused this?
Damn you, internet quizzes.
