And now, for an aged, septogenerian edition of…
Here’s To You!
So I raise my glass and say, “Here’s to you, Grandma!”
Yup, my grandma. It’s her birthday today. She’s 79.
You know? I complain about her a lot, sure. After all, she’s a racist, ageist, xenophobic, conservative 1950’s housewife. But behind all that, she’s pretty cool. And the fact that behind all that unpleasantness she still has plenty of room to be totally cool, that’s pretty great if you ask me!
So Happy Birthday, Grandma!!! 😀

