Yeah, seriously, what the hell?
This article is a little old now, but still worth discussing.
Muvico Makes Adults Only Theater
Can you believe that? For those who didn’t feel like reading it, or were suffering too much from a rapidly melting brain which tends to happen when exposed to such high levels of astounding idiocy, basically the Muvico movie theater company is planning to set aside one screen in their facilities for just people 21 and over.
Continue reading “Muvico’s Modern Segregation”
I was on my way back from upstate New York earlier today and was riding through Harrisburg, PA. There I saw a big ass billboard. I was eating my lunch at the time, but seeing this made me lose my appetite quickly.
Report Underage Drinking!
1-800-UNDER-21
What?! Oh, yeah, I’m just going to rush right out and get some innocent 19 and 20-year-olds in trouble with the law because I feel like being a self-righteous cretin and utilizing a law created because a bunch of irrational mothers in the 1980’s sobbed in front of Congress enough about their dead children so now everyone 18-20, legal adults mind you, would be considered criminals for partaking in an activity that would be perfectly okay if they were only a couple years older.
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You know what I’m sick of? The stupid little “controversy” over vegetarianism. Everyone has their own little ridiculous assumptions every which way, and they’re all so dumb. So let’s get a few things straight.
For one, people choose to be vegetarians for a LOT of reasons. It doesn’t always have to do with said vegetarian not wanting to kill animals, dumbass. Could be a religious thing. Could just not like meat. While recognizing that the meat is “already dead”, could just not like the idea of eating animal flesh in general. Could be all sorts of reasons.
Continue reading “Let Them Not Eat Meat”
I hereby decree…
I am not a doctor!
And God help us all if I were one!
Sadly, some people seem to think I am or am at least equivalent to one.
“OMG! She has a biology degree! Cure my AIDS PLZ!!!!”
🙄 😆
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What’s so great about PDFs anyway? I’m sick of coming across these stupid things all over the damn internet.
“Oh, but it shows what the document would look like once printed! It’s so great! Yay!”
No, it’s not great. I mean, I can see where they have their purpose now and then, sure. But you get to some of these webpages that seems like every page is a damn PDF!
Continue reading “Pathetic Dumb excuse for a File”
It frightens me a little to see so many folks, especially on the NYRA forums, clinging religiously to this idea that your rights and privileges are and should be completely forfeit under the jurisdiction of some other person. Okay, I’m sure that made no sense. Let me explain.
Continue reading “Rights of Ownership”
And now, for an annual, champagne-soaked edition of…
YOU SUCK!
So today is New Year’s Eve. It is the night people around the world watch the clock and when it strikes midnight, they cheer, get drunk, and try to sing Auld Lang Syne. Well, except for some people. People who irritate me to no end. So who sucks today? People who don’t stay up until midnight tonight.
And they get all cocky about it. “Oh, I didn’t want to do that. I was tired. I don’t need to do that. I’m better than you.” Whatever, loser.
So stay up tonight and watch the clock strike twelve. I command you! :doitnow:
On another note, I did it! I have made an entry every day of December now, as I promised. Thank God for Christmas. It has lots of stuff worth an entry. If I were trying to do this in like September or something, it would be much harder. Now I’m worried I won’t have much to rant about next December. Shouldn’t worry, though. There’s always something.
Oh, and go, Detroit Lions, for humiliating the Dallas Cowboys at home today. 😀
Was just thinking about a search phrase that hit the Fortress back in April.
“saying sure why not rude?”
You know, I can picture it now. Some insecure piss poor excuse for a parent asked their kid a question, to which the kid answered “Sure, why not?” Then they were no doubt punished for being “rude”.
Continue reading “Rude?”
Touched on this once before, no?
Paid my daily visit to One and Four just a bit ago. Saw there the same thing I saw a few minutes earlier in my e-mail. This. MySpace, the stupid yet innocent megasite for people to meet and interact with other people (as much as you really can via the written word on a screen anyway), is considered such a danger to youth by almost exclusively folks who never use the Internet let alone that website that politicians are planning on making a federal law that schools and libraries prohibit anyone under 18 from accessing the site on their computers.
Continue reading “MySpace Is Still Stupid, But You’re Just Insane!”
I don’t do drugs. Let me just mention that right off the bat. I don’t need to do drugs. I’m quite loopy on my own under the influence of, well, nothing. However, I’m not about to condemn people who do. Well, the harmless ones like marijuana anyway. People who shoot up heroin and snort cocaine or whatever are just plain stupid.
Continue reading “Gross, Dude!”