Now, for a technological, pixelated edition of…
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
These morons who just go on and on about how “dangerous” the internet is for kids. I swear, if I see one more talkshow host or whoever else say something like “get the computers out of kids’ rooms, it’s as if you’re leaving them alone with a stranger!” I’m going to scream.
No it is not, you idiots! A computer, even with internet connection, cannot grab your kid, jump out the window, and take him to a dark alley somewhere to do awful things to him. What the hell is wrong with you?
Continue reading “Internet Dangers”
Came across yet another list of things girls are apparently supposed to like in a guy. For those who enjoyed the last one, here’s another.
Continue reading “Yeah, I’m a Bitch 2”
OMFG!!! WIN!!!! Watch this. NOW!!! :doitnow:
Minesweeper: The Movie
“That clock is going to keep ticking until it reaches 999!”
“What happens then?”
“Nothing! You just suck!”
What’s so great about PDFs anyway? I’m sick of coming across these stupid things all over the damn internet.
“Oh, but it shows what the document would look like once printed! It’s so great! Yay!”
No, it’s not great. I mean, I can see where they have their purpose now and then, sure. But you get to some of these webpages that seems like every page is a damn PDF!
Continue reading “Pathetic Dumb excuse for a File”
And now, for a furious, data-loss induced edition of…
I refer to web host, UN Site Solutions. They don’t host this site, but they host NYRA. You know, it’s always a damn problem with them! We keep having major server issues, lots and lots of downtime, and occasional lost data. Then today I get on to find we lost EVERYTHING since January 8!
They don’t back things up as often as they should. This is not acceptable! We lost important e-mails. Important message board posts. Important member information. Everything!
Not to mention they are really fussy about CPU usage crap that other hosts don’t care about. It’s irritating as all hell.
Plus, lately we’ve been having a problem of threads disappearing on the NYRA forums. No idea why. None of our tech staff knows why. UNSS certainly doesn’t know why. Despicable.
And they tend to lock IPs out of being able to access their hosted sites, for no reason.
Just sick of it. We pay them ridiculous amounts of money to host us, and they do this crap all the time. Sad thing is, they’re still better than the host we had before.
OMG! OMG! OMG!!! Awesome! 😀
So today at work, instead of working on stuff I probably should have been working on, I did what I do every day. I went to one of my favorite sites and did the daily puzzles there. It’s BrainBashers.com if you want to check it out. Brain teasers. Illusions. Puzzles. Other similar crap. In other words, totally my kind of place! The Fun Stuff section kicks all kinds of ass.
Continue reading “Big Puzzle”
It is not that hard to get a website, people. If you’re running a business, making a website would be a very good idea. Customers can look at your information without having to actually call you or visit you.
It takes only basic HTML. You do not need to pay some company an assload of money to design your website, which would just look like prepackaged crap anyway. Get your own domain name, which you can do for only like eight dollars a year, and find some cheap hosting or use your own server, which many places have. It doesn’t take a technological wiz. It takes knowing basic math and how to spell and not being a moron. Do it yourself.
Those of you who have websites? Good. One problem. Put more information on it than your address! I can find that out from the yellow pages. What services do you provide specifically? What options are there? What do those options mean? Throw in some background info. Anything. Just be more than some lame ass pamphlet.
Get a decent website or you’re not getting my business, idiot.
And now, for a double spacing, format-copying edition of…
Wysiwyg editors. You know, I can’t believe a word, even if just an acronym, with two W’s and two Y’s and fun as hell to say could stand for something so lame. What You See Is What You Get! Well, you know what? Maybe I don’t like what I see. I’d like to format it myself. I don’t care if you think I’m making it harder on myself. I find it easier. Grant me that.
Uh oh. Not always an option.
Continue reading “Plain Text Please”
And now, for a high and mighty, hawkish session of…
You know what I’m sick of? Conservative bloggers. Liberal bloggers suck, too, but I feel like boring into the right wingers for the moment. Aw, hell, all bloggers suck for that matter. But beside the point. 😉
Every once in a while I surf through some blogrolls to see what other random jerks with internet connections are saying. Conservative bloggers are a special breed, I must say. A hell of a lot of them, but special nonetheless. They have a lot of basic characteristics.
Continue reading “Right Doesn’t Make Right”