Ghosted on Valentine’s Day

February 17, 2025

Blue: Looks like it's Valentine's Day again. Green: Sure is. The humans are being all... affectionate.

Blue: They'd rather rub against each other than do anything intellectual or creative. Green: Ridiculous corporeal beings.

Blue: BOO! Green: BOO!

Blue: Rather rub against each other than notice we are haunting them. Green: Pitiful.

Blue: Our standard haunting doesn't seem to be working on all this... romance. Green: What do you suggest?

Blue: Attention, pathetic humans! Your partner knows about that thing.

I didn't do anything! You gotta understand, I was drunk! I think we should see other people... Hey, I saw what you were doing with that squirrel... That's it, I'm outta here.

Blue: Aha! The once-amorous humans now despise each other, just like that. Green: Maybe now they'll find another use of their short worthless lives.

Blue: Now they are forlorn and despondent. Green: Excellent.

Blue: And... now they've found new humans to rub against. Green: Of course...

I’ll leave it to your imagination as to why there is an odd number of human sounds/reactions per panel.