Brookside Gardens – Spring 2026

April 5, 2026

It’s Easter Sunday afternoon, and as usual I’m on the way to Brookside Gardens in Wheaton, MD.

Except it’s pouring rain.

Pouring rain on my Perfect Easter Garden!

So I get there and park easily, something much harder if it were 60 degrees and sunny and thus packed. Time to walk around the garden in the rain.

Maybe not on this Forbidden Patch of Grass guarded by geese.

By the bridge, the pond, the Japanese garden…



Flowers, of course.


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Potomac River – Spring 2026

April 4, 2026

The Maryland side of the Potomac River is pretty much all national park land. A hiking/biking towpath runs the whole way along the C&O canal, with points of interest dotted throughout, usually at the site of a canal lock. Needless to say I didn’t come close to doing the area justice in the past several weeks, but I got in a few.

Riley’s Lock

Furthest upriver I visited was Riley’s Lock/Lock 24, off River Road, in mid-March. It was a record high 80 degree day, it was furiously windy, and we were under a tornado watch, but even with a looming storm there were plenty of people here. This is where Seneca Creek reaches the river.

Where it meets the river, an old aqueduct serves as a bridge over it to connect the towpath.

Lockhouse.

History.

And, of course, the Potomac River in the late afternoon.

With a looming storm, probably not the best idea to stay too long, but nonetheless I crossed the aqueduct and followed the towpath a short way.
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Rock Creek – Spring 2026

April 3, 2026

There’s Rock Creek Park as in the national park that’s in DC, and there’s Rock Creek Regional Park as in the extension of that park north into Maryland. The Maryland one consists of a ton of smaller trails and park areas along the Rock Creek Trail, as well as two parks with two lakes right by each other divided by Avery Road.

Lake Frank/Meadowside

I checked out Lake Frank on a Saturday morning in February, from the trailhead just off Avery Road. I’ve been to Meadowside many times before but hadn’t come around the lake this way.

Ah, two ways to go along the same path. Must mean there is a way to go all the way around the lake then. I had remembered it being more complicated than that in the past when I had considered doing so, but maybe they blazed new trails? Anyway, I turned right here.

Now up out of the woods and atop this dam path.

Wow, look at that frozen lake.

Coming off the dam the path was snowier but still paved and wide. For a little while, two people walking two dogs weren’t far behind me and I could hear their conversation. Seemed a mother and adult son, and she was speaking Russian and he was speaking English. Eventually they turned away along a path toward a nearby neighborhood.

Where that path met this path was a sign for the park.

Oh, the water in Rock Creek parkland is to be avoided? Shocker!

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Seneca Creek – Spring 2026

April 2, 2026

Sitting in northern Montgomery County, MD, separating Germantown and Gaithersburg, is Seneca Creek State Park.

It has trails and streams pretty much throughout the northwest portion of the county, following the eponymous creek and its various branches, though the main park is off Clopper Road, at the center of which is Clopper Lake. In December, Winter Lights is held there, where you drive through the main park and look at a bunch of cool Christmas light displays. Which means in 2020, since we all had to be social distancing and for this thing you just stay in your car, it sold way the hell out fast, as it was about the only Christmas display that wasn’t canceled that year.

Anyway, I visited it quite a bit over the past few weeks.

I even started with it, in a brief and brisk visit to a short trail just past the entrance one afternoon.

Mud and snow make it kind of slick.

Didn’t have time to go much further. But I was back a couple days later way across the park, at the Mink Hollow Trail.

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Black Hill – Spring 2026

April 1, 2026

There’s no shortage of green spaces in Montgomery County, MD. Lots of parks around, big and small, county or state or federal, for hiking, being near water, just plain being somewhere with lots of squirrels, geese, and deer. Over the past several weeks, as the season slowly changed, I visited many of them.

One of them, one I have a much longer history with, is Black Hill Regional Park in Boyds. Whether it was walking my dogs on some of the trails back in the 1990s, or looking for a sunset-soaked location for a nice after work hike.

First place I went was one I hadn’t checked out before, outside of the main area of the park. One day in late February, still frigid and plenty of crunchy snow all around, the still-early sunset was fast approaching, so I figured this roadside spot by Little Seneca Lake, across it from the main park area, would work well. Despite the, again, frigid temperatures and crunchy snow and looming sunset, a couple other cars pulled into the small lot around the same time I did, myself the third one. One took a picture of the lake and left. Another wandered down to the shore. I did the same at another lakeside spot away from them.

Oh, by the way, this was the lake.

Frozen over from the deep freeze we’ve had recently. You can see something walked across!

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Zoo – Spring 2026

March 31, 2026

DC isn’t just politics. It’s also, you know, a city, full of people and places and such.

Like the zoo of course.

It begins at the top of a hill on Connecticut Ave about halfway between the Cleveland Park and Woodley Park Metro stops. It’s free to enter, being the Smithsonian and all, but these days they make you get a ticket with a QR code. Not sure how long that’s been a thing.

I guess it’s still technically winter, on the day I visited, but that’s shouldn’t be an issue.

Oh.

But here’s a fishing cat on the Asia trail.

Down this way is the major quintissential attraction. And I know they like the cooler weather…

Awwww!

And now you’re slumped forward on the log!

The Bird House is over this way. I got inside but then had to wait in line. A door alarm kept beeping somewhere nearby which the staff were doing nothing about. Then they let us into some exhibit about Delaware Bay shore birds.

Hi, sandpipers!

Followed the exhibit through another room with some cool ducks and then the rainforest room. Back outside and around the building were more birds.

Flamingos!

Back across the bridge to-
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Signs of Resistance – Spring 2026

March 30, 2026

I spent the past six weeks out and about a lot. Exploring the region. Watching the snowy freezing winter thaw and blossom into spring.

Also, the world is still going to hell.

So for a couple of excursions (the getting out and going somewhere kind, not the bombing a girls’ school and closing the Strait of Hormuz kind), I checked out events where people were demanding change to all this.

Stand Up for Science

First was on March 7, when down on the National Mall was the Stand Up for Science rally. It was an overcast but mild day. I hopped on the Metro and made my way there.

To see this.

Rep. Jamie Raskin was on stage speaking when I arrived, followed by other speakers decrying the massive cuts the Orange Thing’s administration have made toward scientific research over this past year.

I checked out the few tents around, grabbed some stickers and flyers that will sit in that tote bag untouched for like three years. One tent had a stack of plain poster board and an assortment of markers. Nice. So those who didn’t have time to make a sign could just make one right here. I took the opportunity to touch up my own.
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Mmmm, Candy Hearts 20

February 14, 2026

BE MINE

I belong to no one.

LET’S HANG

So we’re meeting at midnight at the tree?

4 EVER

Nah, we’d just get sick of each other.

Once again, it’s Valentine’s Day. The saint’s feast day where those with partners are encouraged to act on their mutual attractions, and those without are assumed to be bitter about it. I guess not that different from the rest of the year, come to think of it.

We sure do place a lot of expectations and importance on the whole thing. Such that the acquisition of a suitable partnered scenario is tied to happiness, identity, and even inherent self-worth.

Is this partner of yours of your same gender? Now that’s your whole identity, complete with all the homophobic garbage that comes with it.

Are you a woman married to a man? You may now have his last name, because, regardless of anything else in your life, being this dude’s wife is now your whole identity.

Are you having too much sex? Slut. Too little sex? Prude.

Unless you’re having the exact correct amount and frequency of sex according to “experts”, your relationship is doomed.

Polyamorous? What, are you just unfaithful or irresponsible?

Monogamous? What, are you just uptight and jealous?

Whoa, wait, what is that you’re up to? Is that… a kink?!

Bisexual or asexual? Pfft, that’s not a thing, you just want attention!

No partner? Not only assumed to be bitter about it, on a day like today or whenever, but if you’re not, let’s make damn sure you are. Or even turn it around, to assume any unhappiness or negativity must stem from said lack.

Are you an angry rightwing shithead? They’ll call you an “incel”, for “involuntarily celibate”, regardless of what your actual history or activity may be. Since apparently that’s an acceptable basis of insult rather than, say, the fucked up rightwing views.

Are you recently out of a rough marriage? Enjoy your “divorced” status getting equated with “sad” or “pathetic” for the rest of your days.

Nevermind the prevalence of abusive or otherwise detrimental romantic/sexual relationships. So many still seem stuck on the “happy ever after” myth despite reality providing galaxies of evidence to the contrary.

Surely there’s better uses of time and energy. Is it so hard to just do away with the judgment and scrutiny, to agree that as long as everyone involved is fully freely consenting and at least a few years past puberty then whatever is or isn’t happening is fine and not anyone else’s concern?

I guess not today.

Let’s see…

DATE NIGHT

Yeah, that’s what the calendar dictates.

YOU & ME

It is just you and me right now, candy heart. About to be just me.

BESTIE

Hey, no friend zone complaints from me. This is actually better.

ICE and Them

January 26, 2026

A month ago, Renee Good and Alex Pretti were two anonymous names of living breathing people. Whose names now we all know as they are no longer living and breathing because some ICE dipshits executed them in broad daylight, in cold blood, caught on multiple videos.

They’re both white US citizens. Their crime was being in the general vicinity as said ICE dipshits hassled those who are neither.

A crime that apparently carries the death penalty, according to the Orange Thing as well as to the dog-killing piece of shit running DHS and to the bald Nazi ghoul that is deputy chief of staff and to the couch fucker, among others.

In response, we all know the names Renee Good and Alex Pretti, saying their names and affirming their humanity in protest all over the country.

Because fuck everything about this shit.

There’s detention camps in our country, in 2026. Those not sent there go to ones abroad where they’ll never be seen again.

There’s a secret police force whisking people away to these places without trial or anything resembling due process, and murdering people in the streets for trying to keep their neighbors from being abducted, for trying to record what’s happening to make sure the world knows.

And Congress? The legislative branch who’s supposed to counter nonsense like this as part of that whole checks and balances thing?

The House voted to keep funding DHS… this past fucking week!

They saw the snuff film that was Renee Good’s murder and thought “awesome, let’s have more of that”. And more of that they got, in the form of federal agents proudly counting Alex Pretti’s bullet wounds.

Support for all this among the general population is in the tank. But some approval for ICE’s bullshit remains, even now. Why? Is it they believe the lies that these two were attacking the ICE thugs? Do they get all their information from those spouting these lies and that those saying otherwise are just brainwashed woke liberals or whatever? Do they have some stake in these operations? Are they afraid of what will happen if they don’t support them?

I think it’s all of that to some degree. I think also it speaks a little bit to how we got here.

For anyone to support ICE’s brutal tactics, they must be completely utterly convinced that simply being present in the country without proper authorization is in itself a mortal sin, deserving of the harshest retribution. Something you would only give the slightest shit about, let alone express this rabid hatred, because someone wanted you to because it was convenient for them. As I said before, immigrants are not the problem; the ones trying so hard to convince you of this are the actual problem.

It goes beyond immigration. We’ve been fed decades and decades of local news breathlessly peddling fear of crime, particularly that committed by non-white youth, skillfully tapping into the general public’s contempt for teenagers and for people of color. All for the ratings. All convincing the public that, despite all data indicating crime is way down in recent decades, we’re under siege and need beefed up law enforcement to protect us, to be tough on crime.

They’re basically this line from Mr. Burns in Season 3 “Bart the Murderer”.

So anything remotely resembling law enforcement gets more and more funding, with elected officials petrified of doing otherwise and getting pegged “soft on crime”. Such that our cities have militarized police forces rather than better funding for schools and vital social services so to more easily kill innocent unarmed black people and pretend they’re heroic for it.

But it’s okay. They’re just targeting… them.

A lot of support for beefed up police and border enforcement comes from the idea that, even if they just use the Constitution as a napkin, at least those on the receiving end are “those” people, not “us”. These goons are on “our” side.

Until they aren’t.

That’s the simple fact about bullies. They are never your allies. They might convince you of that, so you look the other way when they torment others, that those they torment deserve it and should have acted better. But sooner or later, you’re in their sights. And you’re the one who should have acted better. Because all along, you were their victim just as anyone else, only you were also a useful idiot.

A useful idiot who disastrously undermined our vital national document enshrining our rights just because a couple of Spanish-speaking 20-year-olds outside the grocery store made you uncomfortable.

The saying “land of the free because of the brave” is usually referring to the military, but it applies too to those with the courage to swallow any irrational prejudices and understand that our rights and freedoms apply to everyone, even those you’ve been conditioned to distrust and exclude. Because no one is free unless we are all free.

A courage displayed by the great people of Minneapolis these days.

A courage sorely needed in our legislative and judicial branches, as we’re sure as shit not seeing it in the executive.

A courage required for anyone entertaining any ideas about running for or staying in office this year. Because if you’re just going to spout mealy-mouthed concerns about ICE “needing better training” or even praise them, even after all goddamn this, no one needs you, get the fuck out.

Subject 2025

December 31, 2025

So ends another one. Let’s get to it…

January: Pass Interference

– My poor country
– Holy crap, the Commanders are in the NFC Championship game! Superbowl perhaps?
– Oooh, no, nope, got squished by Eagles.
– It’s official. The Orange Thing once again occupies the White House. With a vengeance.
– Also, Nazi salute
Remembering
– Gulf of what now?!

February: Inventory Check

– Everything right now is just so… stupid
– Let’s all point and laugh at anyone who actually thought the Skipping Dipshit who bought Twitter was some sort of free speech warrior
– He’s sending in goons to tear apart vital government agencies…
– …and what everyone is most offended about is that these goons are young. Oy.
– The entities that are supposed to protect or counter all this are just… letting it happen.
– Chiefs fell apart this time in Man Bowl.
– Sometimes we all miss red flags. That’s life. It’s okay.

March: Cloture

– Holy shit, that’s three years in a row now Disney/Pixar didn’t win Best Animated Feature!
– WTF?! Let Mahmoud Khalil go, you fucking shitbags!
– Lunar eclipse
– Are Schumer and Dems going to stand up in the slightest to Orange Thing admin?
– Maybe…?
– Can we at the very least step back from the brink…?
– Nope. They caved again.

April: Lemon Cake

– SHINY BAG
– Ovechkin’s 895th goal!
– Not even penguins are spared from tariffs.
– More college students snatched away for speaking up for Palestine.
– Suspected “illegal immmigrants” getting whisked to concentration camp in El Salvador
– Hey, that’s my Senator going to El Salvador personally to see about a captive Marylander
– Glad someone is being brave

May: Carbonated Fruit

– Stop acting like your transphobic bullshit is about protecting kids
– I’m the meaning of life!
– Oh, shit, do I have a pinched nerve again?
– I can still bring what I usually bring
– Final Fantasy 12

June: Five Judges

– No Kings!
– Just say NO to the Orange Thing!
– No one is coming to your birthday parade, Orange Thing. We’re all protesting everywhere else!
– You did good, New York.
– Supreme Court: “Birthright citizenship? Children’s academic freedom? Haha, fuck all that!”

July: Single Point of Contact

Don’t cede American identity to MAGA
– What do you mean Colbert is cancelled?!
– Yeah… do it, South Park…

August: Traceable

– Got some new responsibilities.
– Oh, shit, I fucked up.
– Get out of DC, National Guard!
– Shouldn’t have to worry about the event being safe.

September: Least

– I got it in one! Wordle is my starting word!
– The Right: “How dare you say Kirk was anything less than a saint!”
– Also the Right: “Let’s kill the homeless.”
– Kimmel gets cancelled because he so much as mentioned the whole mess.
– Backlash brings him right back.
– Hey, take note, backlash gets shit done.
– See You Later, Bob Carpenter!

October: Debts

– Oh, Dems aren’t caving this time on shutdown.
– Hmm, Commanders aren’t as good this time. Too many injuries.
– The revolution will be ribbited.
– No Kings!
– Oh, swell, now he’s tearing down parts of the White House. For a ballroom.
– It’s about goddamn time.

November: Reprieve

– Apples
– Oh, God. Poor Blue Jays.
– Blue wave! Mamdani! Spanberger!
– Okay, now they’ve caved.
– His already abundantly clear close relationship with Epstein is still more abundantly clear.
– Oven trouble

December: Snow Monarch

– Fancy party is fancy
– A lot to do before holiday break…
– Done!
– I guess I wasn’t invited to participate this time.
– Brownies, cookies, and gingerbread cake
– Isn’t a standing rib roast supposed to… stand?
Twenty years!
– Zootopia 2

Ugh. Just… ugh. Whether what’s happening to this country or my own personal life getting in the way of doing more interesting things so I’m not straining my brain to remember anything good to add to this recap… ugh.

Alright, ball in Times Square, hovering over the unlit 2026. It has every indication of being out of the frying pan and into the fire, but I guess there’s no other way out of the frying pan. Bring it on.