Blue, Green, and Red

September 6, 2024

Red: Hey! What's up? Blue: Nothing, Red. Green: Can't we hover over this bench in peace?

Red: I've been haunting this big house nearby. I was thinking we could use it as a base of operations for our haunting. Blue: Why would we want to do that?

Red: I'll be there if you change your minds. See you around.

Blue: Screw it. Want to go check out the house? Green: Are you actually warming up to Red? Blue: Don't push it.

Red: So what do you think? Pretty sweet place, huh? And check out this big TV. Blue: Sure. Green: This works.

Blue: So where are the humans who live here? Red: They're away on a long trip. We've got this place to ourselves for a while.

Screech. Car doors shutting. Red: Or they were at the grocery store. Whatever.

Front door opens. Footsteps. Blue: Okay, here goes...

What in the world?! Blue, Green, Red: BOO!

Blue: That's right! We're ghosts. Green: And we're haunting your house. Red: Fear us.

Oh, would you look at that? We have ghosts in our house! Incredible! This will do wonders for our home value. I'm going to tell all my friends. They've got to see this!

Red: These humans don't quite understand the situation. Blue: We'll fix that...

You three just need to take a different approach. There’s many ways to terrify humans.