Median Occupancy One

December 16, 2008

I hereby decree…

If I’m trying to make a left turn and am on the median waiting for cars to go by so I can make the turn, and you’re behind me, stay behind me before you cross the first part of the road until I move, and then you can come to the median!

Did that make any sense?

Seriously, I’m trying to make a left turn, and the car behind me wants to make a left turn as well. When the cars heading to my right have gone by, I drive forward to the little break in the median and wait there so I can make my left turn.

But some impatient assholes like to follow me to the median right then, even though I cannot yet go anywhere. I’m waiting there for the cars to go by. The impatient asshole pulls up next to me also waiting.

Are these people so stupid? They are blocking the median pretty badly when they do that when I haven’t left yet. And what sometimes also happens? They’re driving some big ass SUV and they pull up next to me and BLOCK my view of the on-coming cars! And they have the nerve to wonder why I haven’t gone yet. Gee, I don’t know, maybe you’re blocking my view and I can’t see if there are any cars coming, asshole! You can see just fine. I can’t. You’re in my way because you’re a fucking idiot.

Next person who does that, I’m following them to wherever they go so I can yell at them. That’d be badass. 😎

2 thoughts on “Median Occupancy One”

  1. You’d beat them up so bad they’d travel back in time and name a hurricane after you! 😉
    The viewblockers bug me too. Its specially bad in Colorado Springs because I always stop at the stop line, but other people will pull onto the crosswalk blocking by view when I am making a right on red. I know what you are talking about with turning the space between both halves of the road and having someone follow you. I haven’t had that happen to me, but at lights four cars will follow me into the intersection when I am turning left in the unprotected cycle. Whats so hard to understand about “one car in the intersection, everyone else behind the stopline”? I need a variable message sign to attach to the back of my car. Bwahaha.

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