Since I sit at the entrance where I work, I get a lot of these idiot solicitors coming by trying to sell crap. Oh, do we want a new IT company or copier or whatever the hell else? Well, gee, I didn’t think we did but now than a random person came by trying to sell these things I’m totally on board! Jackasses.
Having enough, after getting two of them just today, I went into trusty Word and typed up a little page and went downstairs to tape it on the front door.
Voilà!
NO SOLICITORS!!!
Unless you have menus. Menus rule.
Unless you’re from that Manhattan place in Muddy Branch. You guys come by a lot. We have zillions of your menu. Maybe spread out a bit more. Or don’t print so many. Use the money to improve the food perhaps? Something to consider.
Me = win
LOL!