So I was at work today and needed to scan like two hundred pages of some annoying document. Looking like an all-day job. Would have to scan each page individually.
So I went to the copier, with its paper feeder thing on top of it, and smacked it and said “You’re a scanner now, bitch!”
It replied, “Yes, ma’am! I am a scanner!”
So I used it to scan all those pages.
Win.
This has been Day 78 of the 100 Days of Summer, Round 7. 
Win indeed.
XD Pwnage