Now what? Ah, this song…
Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays
Yup. Home is good. Not hoisting yourself elsewhere to visit horrible relatives.
Cause no matter how far away you roam
Wait, what?
When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze
Yeah, family is definitely not who I want to see for that.
For the holidays, you can’t beat home sweet home.
Agreed!
I met a man who lives in Tennessee, and he was heading for Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie
I’m sure he can get pumpkin pie back in Tennessee.
And Pennsylvania folks are traveling down to Dixie’s sunny shores
Seriously, these people are not going home for the holidays. They are leaving their homes!
From Atlantic to Pacific, gee the traffic is terrific
Sarcasm?
Oh, there’s no place like home for the holidays
Exactly! What’s with all this talk of holiday travel?
Cause no matter how far away you roam
Which shouldn’t be far at all if you stay the fuck home.
If you want to be happy in a million ways
As opposed to unhappy in a million ways, as traveling to visit family would surely mean.
For the holidays, you can’t beat home sweet home!
As long as you’re alone. Don’t need horrible relatives traveling in to bother you either. You can make your own pumpkin pie.
