{"id":927,"date":"2012-11-23T21:37:52","date_gmt":"2012-11-24T02:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=927"},"modified":"2023-05-29T10:59:38","modified_gmt":"2023-05-29T15:59:38","slug":"blanket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2012\/11\/23\/blanket","title":{"rendered":"Blanket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m watching some new Peanuts TV special called &#8220;Happiness Is a Warm Blanket&#8221;, which is about, of course, Linus&#8217;s blanket, and the pressure he&#8217;s under to give it up and stop carrying it everywhere. It&#8217;s the typical &#8220;you&#8217;re too old for that, stop being a baby and give up the habit already&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck you, why should he?!<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s not hurting anybody. Nor is any other kid who maintains some harmless habit or attachment despite being technically &#8220;too old&#8221;. Then again, some of those things can be creepy. The blanket is not one of them.<\/p>\n<p>I myself had a cherished blanket when I was little. There are even pictures of me wrapped in it as a newborn. Never been Linus with it, carrying it everywhere or anything like that, but I liked it a lot.<\/p>\n<p>And yet&#8230; where is it now?<\/p>\n<p>Right fucking next to me, that&#8217;s where! :doitnow:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/stringlights.gif\" title=\"Merry Christmas!\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m watching some new Peanuts TV special called &#8220;Happiness Is a Warm Blanket&#8221;, which is about, of course, Linus&#8217;s blanket, and the pressure he&#8217;s under to give it up and stop carrying it everywhere. It&#8217;s the typical &#8220;you&#8217;re too old for that, stop being a baby and give up the habit already&#8221;. Fuck you, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2012\/11\/23\/blanket\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Blanket&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idiot-box","category-think-about-it"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=927"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/927\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":928,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/927\/revisions\/928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}