{"id":852,"date":"2012-01-01T14:32:38","date_gmt":"2012-01-01T19:32:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=852"},"modified":"2017-08-11T20:53:54","modified_gmt":"2017-08-12T01:53:54","slug":"eight-days-later","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2012\/01\/01\/eight-days-later","title":{"rendered":"Eight Days Later"},"content":{"rendered":"

Happy New Year!<\/p>\n

Oh, look, another holiday conversation!<\/p>\n

New Year’s Day:<\/b> Welcome 2012!<\/p>\n

Christmas:<\/b> Yay!<\/p>\n

New Year’s Day:<\/b> Another year is upon us!<\/p>\n

Christmas:<\/b> True. Except, well, why you?<\/p>\n

New Year’s Day:<\/b> What do you mean?<\/p>\n

Christmas:<\/b> Well, every date is a year after itself. Why start with you rather than like March 1 or something?<\/p>\n

New Year’s Day:<\/b> Come on, Christmas, you’re really not one to talk when it comes to why something is celebrated when it is!<\/p>\n

Christmas:<\/b> No, no, I have a point. I mean, if the idea is the year revolves around the birth of Christ, and that’s what I’m about, it would follow the year would begin and end with me. But it does that with you instead. A week later.<\/p>\n

New Year’s Day:<\/b> Yeah. Well, close enough.<\/p>\n

Christmas:<\/b> But it’s that week later, eight days later actually, that’s interesting. Think about it.<\/p>\n

New Year’s Day:<\/b> What?<\/p>\n

Christmas:<\/b> I’m about the birth of Jesus, right? And Jesus was Jewish. And you’re eight days after his birth, so…<\/p>\n

New Year’s Day:<\/b> …<\/p>\n

Christmas:<\/b> Yeah.<\/p>\n

New Year’s Day:<\/b> FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<\/p>\n

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Happy New Year! Oh, look, another holiday conversation! New Year’s Day: Welcome 2012! Christmas: Yay! New Year’s Day: Another year is upon us! Christmas: True. Except, well, why you? New Year’s Day: What do you mean? Christmas: Well, every date is a year after itself. Why start with you rather than like March 1 or … Continue reading “Eight Days Later”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas-time","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=852"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1350,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions\/1350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}