{"id":833,"date":"2011-12-26T21:00:43","date_gmt":"2011-12-27T02:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=833"},"modified":"2023-05-29T02:21:12","modified_gmt":"2023-05-29T07:21:12","slug":"getting-kids-reading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2011\/12\/26\/getting-kids-reading","title":{"rendered":"Getting Kids Reading"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now for a juvenile, literary edition of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><font size=4><b>SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p>People who are all like &#8220;we&#8217;ve got to get kids reading!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s been ads for James Patterson books on TV, and some recent ones start off with &#8220;James Patterson gets kids reading!&#8221; Because he&#8217;s apparently written young adult lit now, so it shows a pre-teen reading from a book about middle school.<\/p>\n<p>Because if there&#8217;s anyone who truly knows what middle school is like, it&#8217;s authors in their sixties!<\/p>\n<p>But, what, they couldn&#8217;t just advertise the book? They have to include some crap about &#8220;getting kids reading&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>That takes away the &#8220;here&#8217;s something you&#8217;ll enjoy&#8221; factor and turns it into yet another &#8220;getting kids to do things adults want them to be doing&#8221;. Okay, the implication seems to be &#8220;it gets them reading BECAUSE it&#8217;s enjoyable&#8221;, but it still makes it being enjoyable to the young reader secondary to satisfying some cliched expectation. Because, after all, the world cares nothing for kids&#8217; personal desires and cares entirely for what adults desire for them.<\/p>\n<p>Also, maybe someone should tell these adults that when kids are reading, they&#8217;re generally -gasp!- inside and sitting! Oh noes, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2010\/06\/21\/kid-obesity\" class=\"post\">they&#8217;re getting fat<\/a>! So send them outside to get exercise. Then bitch that they aren&#8217;t reading enough. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/banghead.gif\" title=\"Ugh!\"\/><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/stringlights.gif\" title=\"Merry Christmas!\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now for a juvenile, literary edition of&#8230; SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! People who are all like &#8220;we&#8217;ve got to get kids reading!&#8221; There&#8217;s been ads for James Patterson books on TV, and some recent ones start off with &#8220;James Patterson gets kids reading!&#8221; Because he&#8217;s apparently written young adult lit now, so it shows a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2011\/12\/26\/getting-kids-reading\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Getting Kids Reading&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,29,19,11,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-idiot-box","category-shut-the-hell-up","category-what-the-hell","category-youth-rights"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=833"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":834,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833\/revisions\/834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}