{"id":701,"date":"2011-03-17T20:24:25","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T01:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=701"},"modified":"2011-03-18T17:31:02","modified_gmt":"2011-03-18T22:31:02","slug":"when-i-saw-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2011\/03\/17\/when-i-saw-it","title":{"rendered":"When I Saw It&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/fivealive.jpg\" title=\"OMGWTF! FIVE ALIVE!!!!\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Wow, my ass sure does hurt. From all the humongous gold bricks I shat.<\/p>\n<p>:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/10\/04\/five-alive\" class=\"post\">Five Alive?!<\/a> In my United States?!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude00 <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/hyper.gif\" title=\"OMG! OMG! OMG!\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, my ass sure does hurt. From all the humongous gold bricks I shat. :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: Five Alive?! In my United States?! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-check-it-out","category-foodz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=701"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":704,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions\/704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}