{"id":673,"date":"2010-12-28T16:27:55","date_gmt":"2010-12-28T21:27:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=673"},"modified":"2023-05-29T02:37:02","modified_gmt":"2023-05-29T07:37:02","slug":"my-five-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2010\/12\/28\/my-five-year-old","title":{"rendered":"My Five-Year-Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Five years old today!<\/p>\n<p>Yup, I have a five-year-old. Sometimes cranky. Sometimes ranty. Sometimes sweet. Sometimes thoughtful. Sometimes bored. Sometimes sad. Sometimes joyous. Sometimes excited.<\/p>\n<p>Always colorful. Always awesome. Always full of whatever info or influence I happen to provide. Poor thing! Hehe.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I don&#8217;t give as much attention as I once did, but always there when needed, still there all these years. On to the sixth.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/banana.gif\" title=\"Banana!\"\/><b>HAPPY 5TH ANNIVERSARY, EIGHT MINE FORTRESS!!!!<\/b><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/banana.gif\" title=\"Banana!\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/manynanas.gif\" title=\"Party!\"\/><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/stringlights.gif\" title=\"Merry Christmas!\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Five years old today! Yup, I have a five-year-old. Sometimes cranky. Sometimes ranty. Sometimes sweet. Sometimes thoughtful. Sometimes bored. Sometimes sad. Sometimes joyous. Sometimes excited. Always colorful. Always awesome. Always full of whatever info or influence I happen to provide. Poor thing! Hehe. Maybe I don&#8217;t give as much attention as I once did, but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2010\/12\/28\/my-five-year-old\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My Five-Year-Old&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inside-the-fortress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=673"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":675,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions\/675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}