{"id":658,"date":"2010-12-23T21:57:49","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T02:57:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=658"},"modified":"2023-05-29T02:39:42","modified_gmt":"2023-05-29T07:39:42","slug":"fifty-percent-capacity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2010\/12\/23\/fifty-percent-capacity","title":{"rendered":"Fifty Percent Capacity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now for a half-gone, half-replenished edition of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><font size=4><b>SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p>No, you can NOT tell whether someone is an optimist or a pessimist or anything like that merely because of whether they say &#8220;half full&#8221; or &#8220;half empty&#8221;. I know, I know, you want to look all smart and insightful, to make whomever you&#8217;re saying this to start to see you as wise or some shit. I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, cut the crap. It means nothing. You sound stupid saying it. It&#8217;s mind-numblingly clich\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/stringlights.gif\" title=\"Merry Christmas!\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now for a half-gone, half-replenished edition of&#8230; SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! No, you can NOT tell whether someone is an optimist or a pessimist or anything like that merely because of whether they say &#8220;half full&#8221; or &#8220;half empty&#8221;. I know, I know, you want to look all smart and insightful, to make whomever you&#8217;re &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2010\/12\/23\/fifty-percent-capacity\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Fifty Percent Capacity&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shut-the-hell-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":659,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions\/659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}