{"id":53,"date":"2006-03-13T16:01:28","date_gmt":"2006-03-13T21:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=53"},"modified":"2009-04-28T12:42:19","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T17:42:19","slug":"css-patrol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/03\/13\/css-patrol","title":{"rendered":"Uh oh! The CSS Patrol!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scroll down to the entry called &#8220;I&#8217;m Not Deprecated! You&#8217;re Deprecated!&#8221; and check out the comments. Or just click <a class=\"post\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/02\/21\/deprecated\">here<\/a> if you&#8217;re just that lazy. Or if you&#8217;re reading this like a while from now and you&#8217;d have to actually find the entry. Whatever.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nCheck this shit out:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>gosh \u2026 seldom have I read such an foolish and ignorant flaming article. how old are you? 15? it would seem you think as far as your nose-tip \u2026<br \/>\nhere\u2019s some advice: grow up. <\/p>\n<p>Comment by css-petal \u2014 March 13, 2006 @ 6:42 am<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>So apparently some visitor to the Fortress, this &#8220;css-petal&#8221; (hahaha!), happened upon my little rant session about new HTML standards and a few shortcomings of CSS, and got rather offended! I mean, I&#8217;ve bordered on stuff around here that could be construed as xenophobic or anti-gay (neither of which is true of me, by the way, I said &#8220;construed as&#8221;, pay attention!), but saying a disparaging word about strict HTML has crossed a fucking line! Oh, no!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/fright.gif\" title=\"Eeeeeek!\"\/><\/p>\n<p>So let this be a dire warning to you all. If you dare to knock CSS like I have, beware that a CSS troll may be hiding under a nearby bridge waiting to devour you for your horrid misdeeds. It is a very nasty troll. Here is how to notice it.<\/p>\n<p>-It doesn&#8217;t bother to realize that you really didn&#8217;t knock CSS that badly but the rant was instead more about W3C HTML standards, and CSS caught only friendly fire.<\/p>\n<p>-It doesn&#8217;t bother to use capital letters, a very common troll characteristic.<\/p>\n<p>-It is bent on being, well, a troll over dissing CSS without bothering to notice that every single fucking page on this website uses fucking CSS!<\/p>\n<p>So watch out. The CSS troll could be lurking just about anywhere, ready to strike if you utter a single negative word about the &#8220;font-weight&#8221; attribute. Tell your friends. Lest they uncover the absolute dreadful horror of&#8230;. *GASP* &#8230;. a random stranger on the Internet being unhappy with what they&#8217;ve said!<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/ohnoes.gif\" title=\"Oh no!!!\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Good luck, my friends. Good luck. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/scared.gif\" title=\"Gulp.\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scroll down to the entry called &#8220;I&#8217;m Not Deprecated! You&#8217;re Deprecated!&#8221; and check out the comments. Or just click here if you&#8217;re just that lazy. Or if you&#8217;re reading this like a while from now and you&#8217;d have to actually find the entry. Whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inside-the-fortress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}