{"id":521,"date":"2010-05-20T13:37:21","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T18:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=521"},"modified":"2010-05-20T13:37:21","modified_gmt":"2010-05-20T18:37:21","slug":"milk-or-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2010\/05\/20\/milk-or-water","title":{"rendered":"Milk or Water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hereby decree&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>You don&#8217;t have anything to drink.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t tell you how many times I&#8217;ve gone over to someone&#8217;s house, and been expected and invited, and when either I asked if they had anything to drink or they offered something to drink, and I asked what they had, they replied, &#8220;Milk. Water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*facepalm*<\/p>\n<p>So, in other words, you don&#8217;t have anything. Who the hell goes to someone&#8217;s house to drink fucking MILK? Water might be okay, even though they&#8217;re usually just talking about unfiltered tap water.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s one thing if I&#8217;m just one guest, or one of two or three. But I&#8217;ve seen this even when someone is hosting a good sized gathering at their house, and there isn&#8217;t shit to drink besides those two non-options. And probably didn&#8217;t bother to tell the guests beforehand to bring their own drinks.<\/p>\n<p>Maaaybe there might be juice. Depends what kind of juice. But that&#8217;s at least something. It actually has flavor. Same with iced tea, so long as it&#8217;s actually sweetened.<\/p>\n<p>Or sometimes they might have juices, sodas, etc. Except they didn&#8217;t bother to put any of it in the refrigerator beforehand, so it&#8217;s all warm! Lame!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t mean to sound like as a guest to someone&#8217;s house that means I&#8217;m entitled to them having stuff I like. Yet if I brought my own drinks without being invited to do so, could be seen as rude. *shrug*<\/p>\n<p>Of course, got to wonder, is milk and water all they drink? Or did they just happen to run out of real drinks right before having guests over? Or is this a common case of hosting fail?<\/p>\n<p>Now, if you don&#8217;t mind, I&#8217;m thirsty, and am going to get some orange juice. The kind fortified with calcium so I don&#8217;t have to drink milk! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hereby decree&#8230; You don&#8217;t have anything to drink. I can&#8217;t tell you how many times I&#8217;ve gone over to someone&#8217;s house, and been expected and invited, and when either I asked if they had anything to drink or they offered something to drink, and I asked what they had, they replied, &#8220;Milk. Water.&#8221; *facepalm* &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2010\/05\/20\/milk-or-water\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Milk or Water&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,28,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decrees","category-foodz","category-what-the-hell"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":522,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions\/522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}