{"id":50,"date":"2006-03-09T17:10:32","date_gmt":"2006-03-09T22:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/03\/09\/world-trade-center"},"modified":"2006-03-09T17:17:30","modified_gmt":"2006-03-09T22:17:30","slug":"world-trade-center","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/03\/09\/world-trade-center","title":{"rendered":"World Trade Center"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hereby decree&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>They should rebuild the Twin Towers! Bigger ones! Better ones! Ones that <i>don&#8217;t<\/i> fall down when planes hit them!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, none of this &#8220;Freedom Tower&#8221; bullshit. It&#8217;d be WAY more patriotic to just rebuild the towers as they were (or bigger and better and resistant to planes, as decreed, hehe). Why? Because, otherwise, we&#8217;re letting the terrorists know they&#8217;ve succeeded in defacing our largest city. They destroyed a landmark. Yet it won&#8217;t just be rebuilt. They&#8217;re building something else entirely. Just a slap in the face that this something else has the intention of promoting patriotism, when its very existence will be an insult. Here&#8217;s how it should be:<\/p>\n<p>World Trade Center: In Loving Memory of the old World Trade Center destroyed on September 11, 2001.<\/p>\n<p>Basically saying to the terrorists &#8220;Whatever, bitch, we&#8217;ll just rebuild them. Did you really think that would scare us?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Is that so fucking hard? Meh. Apparently so. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/bored.gif\" title=\"Oh, well.\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hereby decree&#8230; They should rebuild the Twin Towers! Bigger ones! Better ones! Ones that don&#8217;t fall down when planes hit them! Seriously, none of this &#8220;Freedom Tower&#8221; bullshit. It&#8217;d be WAY more patriotic to just rebuild the towers as they were (or bigger and better and resistant to planes, as decreed, hehe). Why? Because, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/03\/09\/world-trade-center\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;World Trade Center&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decrees"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}