{"id":480,"date":"2009-12-28T23:15:16","date_gmt":"2009-12-29T04:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=480"},"modified":"2009-12-28T23:15:16","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T04:15:16","slug":"four-calling-birds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2009\/12\/28\/four-calling-birds","title":{"rendered":"Four Calling Birds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On this fourth day of Christmas, I guess I&#8217;ve got these four calling birds from some secret admirer. *shrug*<\/p>\n<p>They won&#8217;t shut up. Chatting away on their cell phones, even while they&#8217;re driving. I try to talk to one of them, yet they keep yakking away on the phone. So rude.<\/p>\n<p>Even when I invite them to dinner, they take their places at the dining table, yet they keep talking and talking on their phones, while I&#8217;m just sitting there awkwardly, as if in another world. Lame.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, the four calling birds went away, still running their mouths to the unknown being on the other end of their calls. Oh, well. Best of luck to them.<\/p>\n<p><b>Happy 4th Anniversary, Eight Mine Fortress!!!<\/b><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/danceparty.gif\" title=\"Yay!\"\/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/smilebounce.gif\" title=\"Yay!\"\/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/manynanas.gif\" title=\"Yay!\"\/><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/stringlights.gif\" title=\"Merry Christmas!\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On this fourth day of Christmas, I guess I&#8217;ve got these four calling birds from some secret admirer. *shrug* They won&#8217;t shut up. Chatting away on their cell phones, even while they&#8217;re driving. I try to talk to one of them, yet they keep yakking away on the phone. So rude. Even when I invite &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2009\/12\/28\/four-calling-birds\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Four Calling Birds&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas-time","category-inside-the-fortress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=480"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":481,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions\/481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}