{"id":360,"date":"2009-01-20T19:59:05","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T00:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2009\/01\/20\/inauguration"},"modified":"2009-04-28T11:01:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T16:01:22","slug":"inauguration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2009\/01\/20\/inauguration","title":{"rendered":"Long Expected Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now for a presidential, executive edition of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b><font size=4>Here&#8217;s to You!!!!<\/font><\/p>\n<p>So I raise my glass and say, &#8220;Here&#8217;s to you, President Barack Obama!&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I have two songs floating around in my head. One of them is &#8220;Wind of Change&#8221; by the Scorpions. The other one is &#8220;Won&#8217;t Get Fooled Again&#8221; by the Who. I&#8217;m somewhere in between.<\/p>\n<p>So today at work most of us were on CNN.com streaming the inauguration, not getting much work done but no one really cared.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nIn the minutes before the oath, you have to really think &#8220;I&#8217;m so glad I&#8217;m not him right now!&#8221; Can you imagine that kind of anticipation? What probably doesn&#8217;t help is that there are a lot of people under the foolish notion that practically by tomorrow Barack Obama will just flip a switch and everything will be cool. No more wars or economic strife or any of that bad stuff. Uh, yeah, as much as I very much believe he can improve things, and that his election is good news for the youth rights movement (as opposed to McCain, that is, I&#8217;m not including any of the long shots in that assessment), no one can just snap his fingers and fix everything. It will take a while. Accept that. Don&#8217;t go crying a month from now when things are relatively the same and start screaming that Obama lied. You&#8217;re just stupid.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Dick Cheney in the wheelchair? At first I was thinking &#8220;aww, must be from his health issues&#8221;. But when I heard it was because he pulled a muscle while packing up to move, I LOL&#8217;d.<\/p>\n<p>And, gee wiz, Ted Kennedy, can&#8217;t they get through an inaugural luncheon without it turning into what could be an intro to House?<\/p>\n<p>Also, the whole &#8220;ZOMG! Black President!!!&#8221; thing is getting a little tiresome. I mean, yes, it is a great thing that we&#8217;ve broken the white mold (and even then, pretty much only those of English, Scottish, Irish, or German descent). I&#8217;m even proud to have seen such a milestone occur. But a black man is not all Barack Obama is. He&#8217;s the guy we elected to, among a fuckton of other things, pick up Bush&#8217;s mess. The fact he&#8217;s black never even enters my mind. Well, except for when he was walking during the parade and I had the lingering fear that in the crowds was some KKK asshole ready to make Obama beat William Henry Harrison&#8217;s record.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m happy about this. I mean, I just know I&#8217;ll head to the NYRA forums after this to find a bunch of the people there all like &#8220;waaah, I hate Obama, I want Ron Paul!&#8221; because everyone there is a whiny butthurt idiot, but whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now for a presidential, executive edition of&#8230; Here&#8217;s to You!!!! So I raise my glass and say, &#8220;Here&#8217;s to you, President Barack Obama!&#8221; I have two songs floating around in my head. One of them is &#8220;Wind of Change&#8221; by the Scorpions. The other one is &#8220;Won&#8217;t Get Fooled Again&#8221; by the Who. I&#8217;m somewhere &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2009\/01\/20\/inauguration\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Long Expected Party&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-heres-to-you"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}