{"id":342,"date":"2008-12-16T19:38:15","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T00:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2008\/12\/16\/median"},"modified":"2023-05-29T11:24:47","modified_gmt":"2023-05-29T16:24:47","slug":"median","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2008\/12\/16\/median","title":{"rendered":"Median Occupancy One"},"content":{"rendered":"

I hereby decree…<\/p>\n

If I’m trying to make a left turn and am on the median waiting for cars to go by so I can make the turn, and you’re behind me, stay behind me before you cross the first part of the road until I move, and then you can come to the median!<\/b><\/p>\n

Did that make any sense?<\/p>\n

Seriously, I’m trying to make a left turn, and the car behind me wants to make a left turn as well. When the cars heading to my right have gone by, I drive forward to the little break in the median and wait there so I can make my left turn.
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\nBut some impatient assholes like to follow me to the median right then, even though I cannot yet go anywhere. I’m waiting there for the cars to go by. The impatient asshole pulls up next to me also waiting.<\/p>\n

Are these people so stupid? They are blocking the median pretty badly when they do that when I haven’t left yet. And what sometimes also happens? They’re driving some big ass SUV and they pull up next to me and BLOCK my view of the on-coming cars! And they have the nerve to wonder why I haven’t gone yet. Gee, I don’t know, maybe you’re blocking my view and I can’t see if there are any cars coming, asshole! You can see just fine. I can’t. You’re in my way because you’re a fucking idiot.<\/p>\n

Next person who does that, I’m following them to wherever they go so I can yell at them. That’d be badass. \ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n

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I hereby decree… If I’m trying to make a left turn and am on the median waiting for cars to go by so I can make the turn, and you’re behind me, stay behind me before you cross the first part of the road until I move, and then you can come to the median! … Continue reading “Median Occupancy One”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,7],"tags":[35],"class_list":["post-342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decrees","category-going-places","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2307,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions\/2307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}