{"id":330,"date":"2008-12-04T18:44:07","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T23:44:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2008\/12\/04\/scream"},"modified":"2023-05-29T11:28:35","modified_gmt":"2023-05-29T16:28:35","slug":"scream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2008\/12\/04\/scream","title":{"rendered":"You Scream, I Don&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s with people who scream? I don&#8217;t mean in like major anger or pain or terror. Just in general.<\/p>\n<p>I was in Walt Disney World a few weeks ago, riding all the awesome rides like normal, and sure enough you&#8217;ve got chicks screaming their heads off during the ride. Don&#8217;t really get it.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t scream. I&#8217;m trying to enjoy a ride and don&#8217;t fancy giving myself a sore throat. Is screaming supposed to be fun? I&#8217;ve tried it. Not for me.<\/p>\n<p>You people are crazy. And noisy!<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/stringlights.gif\" title=\"Merry Christmas!\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s with people who scream? I don&#8217;t mean in like major anger or pain or terror. Just in general. I was in Walt Disney World a few weeks ago, riding all the awesome rides like normal, and sure enough you&#8217;ve got chicks screaming their heads off during the ride. Don&#8217;t really get it. I don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2008\/12\/04\/scream\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You Scream, I Don&#8217;t&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-the-hell"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2316,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions\/2316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}