{"id":323,"date":"2008-10-21T19:43:24","date_gmt":"2008-10-22T00:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2008\/10\/21\/no-solicitors"},"modified":"2008-10-22T16:58:38","modified_gmt":"2008-10-22T21:58:38","slug":"no-solicitors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2008\/10\/21\/no-solicitors","title":{"rendered":"No Solicitors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I sit at the entrance where I work, I get a lot of these idiot solicitors coming by trying to sell crap. Oh, do we want a new IT company or copier or whatever the hell else? Well, gee, I didn&#8217;t think we did but now than a random person came by trying to sell these things I&#8217;m totally on board! Jackasses.<\/p>\n<p>Having enough, after getting two of them just today, I went into trusty Word and typed up a little page and went downstairs to tape it on the front door.<\/p>\n<p>Voil\u00e0!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>NO SOLICITORS!!!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Unless you have menus. Menus rule.<\/p>\n<p>Unless you&#8217;re from that Manhattan place in Muddy Branch. You guys come by a lot. We have zillions of your menu. Maybe spread out a bit more. Or don&#8217;t print so many. Use the money to improve the food perhaps? Something to consider.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Me = win<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I sit at the entrance where I work, I get a lot of these idiot solicitors coming by trying to sell crap. Oh, do we want a new IT company or copier or whatever the hell else? Well, gee, I didn&#8217;t think we did but now than a random person came by trying to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2008\/10\/21\/no-solicitors\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;No Solicitors&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}