{"id":298,"date":"2008-04-04T22:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T03:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2008\/04\/04\/new-window"},"modified":"2009-04-28T11:23:37","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T16:23:37","slug":"new-window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2008\/04\/04\/new-window","title":{"rendered":"New Window"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hereby decree&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Open it in a new window!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Holy crap, I haven&#8217;t written an entry in a while! Oh, well, here&#8217;s a new one. Be happy.<\/p>\n<p>You know what pisses me off? Sometimes there&#8217;s a program on your computer that for some reason or another needs to go to a webpage. Perhaps to download an upgrade. Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, did I mention you already had your browser open because you were in the middle of reading a page on the Fortress and admiring its awesomeness? Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>So you click the link in the program to bring up a browser window with the page it must visit. But you see no new browser window. You are confused.<\/p>\n<p>And then you realize.<\/p>\n<p>The stupid program made the page open IN THE BROWSER WINDOW YOU ALREADY HAD OPEN! :doitnow:<\/p>\n<p>What the shit?!<\/p>\n<p>What the hell is the purpose of that?! No, don&#8217;t open in a new window in a nice unobtrusive way, a way that doesn&#8217;t interrupt anything you might already have going. Just move the page you&#8217;re already on into the other page.<\/p>\n<p>Go die in a fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hereby decree&#8230; Open it in a new window! Holy crap, I haven&#8217;t written an entry in a while! Oh, well, here&#8217;s a new one. Be happy. You know what pisses me off? Sometimes there&#8217;s a program on your computer that for some reason or another needs to go to a webpage. Perhaps to download &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2008\/04\/04\/new-window\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;New Window&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,25],"tags":[35],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decrees","category-teh-interwebs","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}