\n– Holy crap, the Commanders are in the NFC Championship game! Superbowl perhaps?
\n– Oooh, no, nope, got squished by Eagles.
\n– It’s official. The Orange Thing once again occupies the White House. With a vengeance.
\n– Also, Nazi salute
\n– Remembering<\/a>
\n– Gulf of what now?!<\/p>\n
February:<\/b> Inventory Check<\/p>\n
– Everything right now is just so… stupid March:<\/b> Cloture<\/p>\n – Holy shit, that’s three years in a row now Disney\/Pixar didn’t win Best Animated Feature! April:<\/b> Lemon Cake<\/p>\n – SHINY BAG May:<\/b> Carbonated Fruit<\/p>\n – Stop acting like your transphobic bullshit<\/a> is about protecting kids June:<\/b> Five Judges<\/p>\n – No Kings! July:<\/b> Single Point of Contact<\/p>\n – Don’t cede American identity to MAGA<\/a> August:<\/b> Traceable<\/p>\n – Got some new responsibilities. September:<\/b> Least<\/p>\n – I got it in one! Wordle is my starting word! October:<\/b> Debts<\/p>\n – Oh, Dems aren’t caving this time on shutdown. November:<\/b> Reprieve<\/p>\n – Apples December:<\/b> Snow Monarch<\/p>\n – Fancy party is fancy Ugh. Just… ugh. Whether what’s happening to this country or my own personal life getting in the way of doing more interesting things so I’m not straining my brain to remember anything good to add to this recap… ugh.<\/p>\n Alright, ball in Times Square, hovering over the unlit 2026. It has every indication of being out of the frying pan and into the fire, but I guess there’s no other way out of the frying pan. Bring it on.<\/p>\n So ends another one. Let’s get to it… January: Pass Interference – My poor country – Holy crap, the Commanders are in the NFC Championship game! Superbowl perhaps? – Oooh, no, nope, got squished by Eagles. – It’s official. The Orange Thing once again occupies the White House. With a vengeance. – Also, Nazi salute … Continue reading “Subject 2025”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,1],"tags":[36],"class_list":["post-2564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas-time","category-uncategorized","tag-new-years-eve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2564"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2567,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2564\/revisions\/2567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n– Let’s all point and laugh at anyone who actually thought the Skipping Dipshit who bought Twitter was some sort of free speech warrior
\n– He’s sending in goons to tear apart vital government agencies…
\n– …and what everyone is most offended about is that these goons are young. Oy.
\n– The entities that are supposed to protect or counter all this are just… letting it happen.
\n– Chiefs fell apart this time in Man Bowl.
\n– Sometimes we all miss red flags<\/a>. That’s life. It’s okay.<\/p>\n
\n– WTF?! Let Mahmoud Khalil go, you fucking shitbags!
\n– Lunar eclipse
\n– Are Schumer and Dems going to stand up in the slightest to Orange Thing admin?
\n– Maybe…?
\n– Can we at the very least step back from the brink…?
\n– Nope. They caved again.<\/p>\n
\n– Ovechkin’s 895th goal!
\n– Not even penguins are spared from tariffs.
\n– More college students snatched away for speaking up for Palestine.
\n– Suspected “illegal immmigrants” getting whisked to concentration camp in El Salvador
\n– Hey, that’s my Senator going to El Salvador personally to see about a captive Marylander
\n– Glad someone is being brave<\/p>\n
\n– I’m the meaning of life!
\n– Oh, shit, do I have a pinched nerve again?
\n– I can still bring what I usually bring
\n– Final Fantasy 12<\/p>\n
\n– Just say NO to the Orange Thing!
\n– No one is coming to your birthday parade, Orange Thing. We’re all protesting everywhere else!
\n– You did good, New York.
\n– Supreme Court: “Birthright citizenship? Children’s academic freedom? Haha, fuck all that!”<\/p>\n
\n– What do you mean Colbert is cancelled?!
\n– Yeah… do it, South Park…<\/p>\n
\n– Oh, shit, I fucked up.
\n– Get out of DC, National Guard!
\n– Shouldn’t have to worry about the event being safe.<\/p>\n
\n– The Right: “How dare you say Kirk was anything less than a saint!”
\n– Also the Right: “Let’s kill the homeless.”
\n– Kimmel gets cancelled because he so much as mentioned the whole mess.
\n– Backlash brings him right back.
\n– Hey, take note, backlash gets shit done.
\n– See You Later, Bob Carpenter!<\/p>\n
\n– Hmm, Commanders aren’t as good this time. Too many injuries.
\n– The revolution will be ribbited.
\n– No Kings!
\n– Oh, swell, now he’s tearing down parts of the White House. For a ballroom.
\n– It’s about goddamn time.<\/p>\n
\n– Oh, God. Poor Blue Jays.
\n– Blue wave! Mamdani! Spanberger!
\n– Okay, now they’ve caved.
\n– His already abundantly clear close relationship with Epstein is still more abundantly clear.
\n– Oven trouble<\/p>\n
\n– A lot to do before holiday break…
\n– Done!
\n– I guess I wasn’t invited to participate this time.
\n– Brownies, cookies, and gingerbread cake
\n– Isn’t a standing rib roast supposed to… stand?
\n– Twenty years!<\/a>
\n– Zootopia 2<\/p>\n![](\"\/images\/stringlights.gif\" "\\"Merry")
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