{"id":2512,"date":"2025-02-17T01:19:11","date_gmt":"2025-02-17T06:19:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=2512"},"modified":"2025-02-17T01:20:10","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T06:20:10","slug":"ghost-valentine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2025\/02\/17\/ghost-valentine","title":{"rendered":"Ghosted on Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/valentine1.png\" title=\"Blue: Looks like it's Valentine's Day again. Green: Sure is. The humans are being all... affectionate.\" class=\"ghost\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/valentine2.png\" title=\"Blue: They'd rather rub against each other than do anything intellectual or creative. Green: Ridiculous corporeal beings.\" class=\"ghost\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/valentine3.png\" title=\"Blue: BOO! Green: BOO!\" class=\"ghost\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/valentine4.png\" title=\"...\" class=\"ghost\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/valentine5.png\" title=\"Blue: Rather rub against each other than notice we are haunting them. Green: Pitiful.\" class=\"ghost\"\/><br \/>\n<\/center><!--more--><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/valentine6.png\" title=\"Blue: Our standard haunting doesn't seem to be working on all this... romance. Green: What do you suggest?\" class=\"ghost\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/valentine7.png\" title=\"Blue: Attention, pathetic humans! Your partner knows about that thing.\" class=\"ghost\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/valentine8.png\" title=\"I didn't do anything! You gotta understand, I was drunk! I think we should see other people... Hey, I saw what you were doing with that squirrel... That's it, I'm outta here.\" class=\"ghost\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/valentine9.png\" title=\"Blue: Aha! The once-amorous humans now despise each other, just like that. Green: Maybe now they'll find another use of their short worthless lives.\" class=\"ghost\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/valentine10.png\" title=\"Blue: Now they are forlorn and despondent. Green: Excellent.\" class=\"ghost\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/valentine11.png\" title=\"Blue: And... now they've found new humans to rub against. Green: Of course...\" class=\"ghost\"\/><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll leave it to your imagination as to why there is an odd number of human sounds\/reactions per panel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghosts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2512"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2514,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512\/revisions\/2514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}