{"id":250,"date":"2007-12-04T17:56:18","date_gmt":"2007-12-04T22:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/12\/04\/zomg"},"modified":"2007-12-04T17:56:18","modified_gmt":"2007-12-04T22:56:18","slug":"zomg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/12\/04\/zomg","title":{"rendered":"ZOMG! Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know that feeling when the holiday spirit finally plops into you like a shiny festive ton of bricks? Awesome!<\/p>\n<p>Today, at work, I decorated my desk area. Well, it&#8217;s actually up front in the reception area. On Saturday, I had gotten a little red tree with red lights and some red and green garland. I lined the garland along the edges of my desk, and set the little tree on a little table by the door. Only thing is the electrical cord is shorter than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snipeme.com\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"post\">Galen&#8217;s<\/a> dick, so I couldn&#8217;t move the tree very far from the outlet. Still looks all pretty.<\/p>\n<p>Now with a festive work area, it dawned on me. Christmas is coming! And we all know what that means.<\/p>\n<p>ZOMG, lights! ZOMG, tree! ZOMG, cookies! ZOMG, presents! ZOMG, songs! ZOMG, Christmas specials! ZOMG, decorations!<\/p>\n<p>ZOMG, Christmas, ZOMG!!!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, man, I love this time of year! Who couldn&#8217;t? Soulless losers, that&#8217;s who!<\/p>\n<p>Wait, isn&#8217;t Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer on tonight? Oh, yes, it is! Sweet!<\/p>\n<p>Island of Misfit Toys. What can I say? It just speaks to me.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/stringlights.gif\" title=\"Merry Christmas!\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know that feeling when the holiday spirit finally plops into you like a shiny festive ton of bricks? Awesome! Today, at work, I decorated my desk area. Well, it&#8217;s actually up front in the reception area. On Saturday, I had gotten a little red tree with red lights and some red and green garland. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/12\/04\/zomg\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;ZOMG! Christmas!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas-time","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}