{"id":2493,"date":"2024-12-31T22:39:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T03:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=2493"},"modified":"2025-01-01T00:40:13","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T05:40:13","slug":"2024","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2024\/12\/31\/2024","title":{"rendered":"No More 2024"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another year. Another whole mess of things happening, and here I am on the last day of it trying to remember enough of it for a decent recap. Here goes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>January:<\/b> The Map<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2024\/01\/01\/a-big-sphere\" title=\"A Big Sphere\" class=\"fort\">New year in a new age<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; International potluck<br \/>\n&#8211; Another big ceasefire rally<br \/>\n&#8211; Snow day<br \/>\n&#8211; This better not be Covid again&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Negative. Just a regular cold\/flu.<\/p>\n<p><b>February:<\/b> Lucky Plate<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The Chiefs again.<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2024\/02\/14\/candy-hearts-18\" title=\"Mmmm, Candy Hearts 18\" class=\"fort\">(Ash) Valentine&#8217;s Day<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; I&#8217;ll make a bunch and see what&#8217;s good<br \/>\n&#8211; Maybe I&#8217;ll actually do the Gummi Ship stuff this time.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ahhh! Extra day!<\/p>\n<p><b>March:<\/b> The Banality of Evil<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; AwesomeCon!<br \/>\n&#8211; Oh, fuck, the Key Bridge collapsed?!<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2024\/03\/31\/the-final-battle\" title=\"Easter: The Final Battle\" class=\"fort\">Easter<\/a> at Brookside as usual<\/p>\n<p><b>April:<\/b> 15:15:14<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; How am I doing this?<br \/>\n&#8211; Is this plan going to work? I have no idea<br \/>\n&#8211; Shit. It&#8217;s going to be cloudy. Probably. Change destination? I don&#8217;t know!<br \/>\n&#8211; Screw it, let&#8217;s just get on the road and see what happens&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Okay. We&#8217;re here&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Holy shit, the clouds are clearing!<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2024\/04\/08\/eclipse-2024\" title=\"Eclipse 2024\" class=\"fort\">WHOA<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>May:<\/b> Frankie<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Crackdowns on pro-Palestine protests on campuses, inb4 another Kent State&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Star Wars game in the rain<br \/>\n&#8211; Whatever I do it&#8217;s never enough.<br \/>\n&#8211; Don&#8217;t rush off to the picnic and leave me to do all this shit!<\/p>\n<p><b>June:<\/b> Twelve Day Turnaround<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Tornado warning. Whatever.<br \/>\n&#8211; Wait. It&#8217;s an actual tornado?! Wow.<br \/>\n&#8211; I&#8217;ve got to get this renewed before the deadline.<br \/>\n&#8211; That was fast.<br \/>\n&#8211; Oof, Biden, are you&#8230; uh, you okay, man?<\/p>\n<p><b>July:<\/b> Sunday Afternoon<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Blueberry pie for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2024\/07\/04\/self-evident\" title=\"These Truths the Self-Evident\" class=\"fort\">the 4th<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8211; Oh, shit, someone made an attempt on the Orange Thing.<br \/>\n&#8211; Someone not named Mike Pence is next to him now, wonder why that is&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; What&#8217;s Biden saying?<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2024\/07\/21\/joe-the-president\" title=\"Joe the President\" class=\"fort\">Hooooooooooooooooly shit!<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; The Paris Olympic cauldron is a hot air balloon. Your argument is invalid.<\/p>\n<p><b>August:<\/b> Offsides<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Tim Walz for VP<br \/>\n&#8211; USWNT Soccer Gold!<br \/>\n&#8211; Team USA basketball Gold, after biting off all nails.<br \/>\n&#8211; Also, Snoop Dogg.<br \/>\n&#8211; DNC a lot more cheerful than it might have been.<br \/>\n&#8211; States roll call!<\/p>\n<p><b>September:<\/b> Talk About Extreme<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2024\/09\/01\/blue-and-green\" title=\"Blue and Green\" class=\"fort\">Ghosts.<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; RIP James Earl Jones<br \/>\n&#8211; Harris mops floor with Orange Thing in debate.<br \/>\n&#8211; She does it with one hand, too. The other is on her chin.<br \/>\n&#8211; No, NO! Not in my neighborhood!<br \/>\n&#8211; RIP Maggie Smith<\/p>\n<p><b>October:<\/b> Fragilissimo<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Holy shit, the Commanders are actually&#8230; good?!<br \/>\n&#8211; This has been going for a goddamn year now and no end in sight.<br \/>\n&#8211; Expensive car work is expensive<br \/>\n&#8211; Did you just straight up kill the Post endorsement because Bezos didn&#8217;t want to piss off the Orange Thing?<\/p>\n<p><b>November:<\/b> The Price of Eggs<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Good opportunity to check the place out<br \/>\n&#8211; Alright, it&#8217;s time to do this&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; And&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Oh.<br \/>\n&#8211; No.<br \/>\n&#8211; Not again&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2024\/12\/28\/getting-information\" title=\"Where Are You Getting Your Information?\" class=\"fort\">What the fuck now?!<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; Fuck this.<br \/>\n&#8211; Pop up shop<br \/>\n&#8211; Welcome to <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/sciville.bsky.social\" title=\"Bluesky\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"post\">Not Twitter<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; Apple pie<br \/>\n&#8211; A couple more opportunities. Can&#8217;t move forward yet, though.<\/p>\n<p><b>December:<\/b> Olivia<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I&#8217;ve got to make some cookies.<br \/>\n&#8211; So much to finish.<br \/>\n&#8211; Much needed reprieve.<br \/>\n&#8211; Is it happening this year or what?<br \/>\n&#8211; I guess so.<br \/>\n&#8211; Christmas gingerbread cake came out yummy. If needed more ginger.<br \/>\n&#8211; Roast beast<br \/>\n&#8211; Hidden surprise present<br \/>\n&#8211; RIP Jimmy Carter<br \/>\n&#8211; Moana 2<\/p>\n<p>Yikes. What the hell was that?<\/p>\n<p>(That could refer to either this whatever-it-was of a year or just my attempt at a write up. Or both. It&#8217;s both.)<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I wonder if things really are getting worse or we&#8217;re just conditioned to believe that. Perhaps the latter, given I began this year with an optimistic entry about us all living together on a big sphere. I guess we get fed a lot of stories every which way, and such is why we ended up, among other things, with this election result. Maybe it&#8217;s a silly question. Things just are. We control such a tiny bit.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever the case, 2025 awaits. Like a cliff from which we are all about to plummet. Into the abyss. Into the future&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/stringlights.gif\" title=\"Merry Christmas!\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another year. Another whole mess of things happening, and here I am on the last day of it trying to remember enough of it for a decent recap. Here goes&#8230; January: The Map &#8211; New year in a new age &#8211; International potluck &#8211; Another big ceasefire rally &#8211; Snow day &#8211; This better not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2024\/12\/31\/2024\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;No More 2024&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,1],"tags":[36],"class_list":["post-2493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas-time","category-uncategorized","tag-new-years-eve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2493"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2496,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493\/revisions\/2496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}