{"id":2473,"date":"2024-09-06T00:04:15","date_gmt":"2024-09-06T05:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=2473"},"modified":"2024-09-06T00:04:15","modified_gmt":"2024-09-06T05:04:15","slug":"blue-green-red","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2024\/09\/06\/blue-green-red","title":{"rendered":"Blue, Green, and Red"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/red1.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Blue: Look who it is...\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/red2a.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Red: Hey! What's up? Blue: Nothing, Red. Green: Can't we hover over this bench in peace?\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/red3a.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Red: I've been haunting this big house nearby. I was thinking we could use it as a base of operations for our haunting. Blue: Why would we want to do that?\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/red4a.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Red: I'll be there if you change your minds. See you around.\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/red5a.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Blue: Screw it. Want to go check out the house? Green: Are you actually warming up to Red? Blue: Don't push it.\"\/><br \/>\n<\/center><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/bighouse1.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Red: So what do you think? Pretty sweet place, huh? And check out this big TV. Blue: Sure. Green: This works.\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/bighouse2.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Blue: So where are the humans who live here? Red: They're away on a long trip. We've got this place to ourselves for a while.\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/bighouse3.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Screech. Car doors shutting. Red: Or they were at the grocery store. Whatever.\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/bighouse4.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Front door opens. Footsteps. Blue: Okay, here goes...\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/bighouse5.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"What in the world?! Blue, Green, Red: BOO!\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/bighouse6.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Blue: That's right! We're ghosts. Green: And we're haunting your house. Red: Fear us.\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/bighouse7.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Oh, would you look at that? We have ghosts in our house! Incredible! This will do wonders for our home value. I'm going to tell all my friends. They've got to see this!\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/bighouse8.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Red: These humans don't quite understand the situation. Blue: We'll fix that...\"\/><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>You three just need to take a different approach. There&#8217;s many ways to terrify humans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghosts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2474,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473\/revisions\/2474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}