{"id":2465,"date":"2024-09-01T22:02:38","date_gmt":"2024-09-02T03:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=2465"},"modified":"2024-09-01T22:04:31","modified_gmt":"2024-09-02T03:04:31","slug":"blue-and-green","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2024\/09\/01\/blue-and-green","title":{"rendered":"Blue and Green"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/pilot1.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Blue: What a lovely day. Let's go outside.\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/pilot2.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Screams\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/pilot3.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Green: Yeah, we've haunted these humans enough for now.\"\/><br \/>\n<\/center><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/walk1.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Green: I wonder where all the humans are. Shouldn't they be out here enjoying this nice day?\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/walk2.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Blue: Some say humans remain inside, too absorbed in screens to pay attention to the world around them.\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/walk3.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Blue: Some are so overly obsessed with the safety of young humans that they keep them indoors.\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/walk4.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Blue: Or, most likely, humans were out here but ran away screaming when they saw us. Green: Oh, yeah.\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/bench1.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Blue: Ah, yes. Finally a bench so I can relax.\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/bench2.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Green: Why would you need to rest, Blue? We don't walk. We float.\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/ghosts\/bench3.png\" class=\"ghost\" title=\"Blue: Quiet, Green! Leave me with my sense of accomplishment.\"\/><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>So many humans to haunt, so few benches to hover over&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghosts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2465"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2472,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2465\/revisions\/2472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}