{"id":233,"date":"2007-10-13T02:29:33","date_gmt":"2007-10-13T07:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/10\/13\/reagan"},"modified":"2007-10-13T03:06:16","modified_gmt":"2007-10-13T08:06:16","slug":"reagan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/10\/13\/reagan","title":{"rendered":"Evil Reagan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now, for a presidential edition of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>SHUT THE HELL UP!!!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>You idiots who say that Ronald Reagan had to have been Satan because his first, middle, and last name all have six letters, thus making him &#8220;666&#8221; somehow. Ronald Wilson Reagan. Yeah, each has six letters. So what?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s one thing to joke about it. It&#8217;s another that there&#8217;s people out there who actually believe that! Here&#8217;s some other names. I just made these up, but they very well could be names of people.<\/p>\n<p>Thomas Albert Miller<br \/>\nDenise Sharon Watson<br \/>\nEvelyn Jeanne Madden<br \/>\nJustin Arnold McLeod<br \/>\nGloria Alexis Tanaka<br \/>\nJoseph Edmund Valdez<\/p>\n<p>There. Six random names. Names anyone could very well have. In each case, the first, middle, and last names all have six letters. So would that mean that any newborn baby given any of these names or any other possible 666 name would have to be Satan?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, shit, can&#8217;t you just drop the superstitious 666 nonsense and just call Ronald Reagan a douchebag and be done with it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now, for a presidential edition of&#8230; SHUT THE HELL UP!!! You idiots who say that Ronald Reagan had to have been Satan because his first, middle, and last name all have six letters, thus making him &#8220;666&#8221; somehow. Ronald Wilson Reagan. Yeah, each has six letters. So what? It&#8217;s one thing to joke about &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/10\/13\/reagan\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Evil Reagan&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shut-the-hell-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}