{"id":232,"date":"2007-10-12T17:43:07","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T22:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/10\/12\/bitch-2"},"modified":"2017-08-18T23:00:46","modified_gmt":"2017-08-19T04:00:46","slug":"bitch-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/10\/12\/bitch-2","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, I’m a Bitch 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

Came across yet another list of things girls are apparently supposed to like in a guy. For those who enjoyed the last one<\/a>, here’s another.
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\n“Girls love it when you…<\/p>\n

1. when you call then in the middle of the day to just say your thinking of her\/you lover her”<\/p>\n

Oy. Somebody needs to learn to type. As for the calling, no, don’t call me in the middle of the day. I’m working, and it’s hard as hell for me to stay on task as it is.<\/p>\n

“2. Just to hear that we look nice today”<\/p>\n

Liar. I never look nice. You’re just reaching for conversation. Fail.<\/p>\n

“3. When you remember special occasions”<\/p>\n

Meh. I’m used to being the only one who remembers anything.<\/p>\n

“4. When you grab her hand to hold out of no were”<\/p>\n

WTF? Let go of my hand. Weirdo.<\/p>\n

“5. When you talk about her to your buddies”<\/p>\n

Oh, dear God, no. Talking behind my back FTL.<\/p>\n

“6. When you take control in the bedroom”<\/p>\n

I don’t even know where to BEGIN with that one…<\/p>\n

“7. When you want to hear about her day\/probloms”<\/p>\n

WTF is a “problom”? Anyway, don’t make me recite my day. I don’t usually recall much of it by the time I get home, and I don’t want to bore you with my problems. Problems probably involve you anyway.<\/p>\n

“8. When you notice the smallest change we made about our selves(We will do just about anyhting to get a guy to take a look)”<\/p>\n

Well, I don’t see that being an issue. I change things about my appearance so rarely, it’s impossible to not notice when I actually do it.<\/p>\n

“9. when you show emotion”<\/p>\n

Ugh, stop crying.<\/p>\n

“10. When you grab her booty or rub her leg in public( gives her a sexy feeling)”<\/p>\n

Don’t make me slug you. Pervert.<\/p>\n

Damn these lists are dumb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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