{"id":218,"date":"2007-08-09T18:34:49","date_gmt":"2007-08-09T23:34:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/08\/09\/new-scanner"},"modified":"2017-10-08T19:55:54","modified_gmt":"2017-10-09T00:55:54","slug":"new-scanner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/08\/09\/new-scanner","title":{"rendered":"New Scanner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was at work today and needed to scan like two hundred pages of some annoying document. Looking like an all-day job. Would have to scan each page individually.<\/p>\n<p>So I went to the copier, with its paper feeder thing on top of it, and smacked it and said &#8220;You&#8217;re a scanner now, bitch!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It replied, &#8220;Yes, ma&#8217;am! I am a scanner!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I used it to scan all those pages.<\/p>\n<p>Win.<\/p>\n<p><i>This has been <b>Day 78<\/b> of the <b>100 Days of Summer, Round 7<\/b>.<\/i> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/sun.gif\" title=\"Summertime!\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was at work today and needed to scan like two hundred pages of some annoying document. Looking like an all-day job. Would have to scan each page individually. So I went to the copier, with its paper feeder thing on top of it, and smacked it and said &#8220;You&#8217;re a scanner now, bitch!&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/08\/09\/new-scanner\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;New Scanner&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[33],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-100-days-of-summer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1696,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions\/1696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}