{"id":217,"date":"2007-08-04T18:48:45","date_gmt":"2007-08-04T23:48:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/08\/04\/mending"},"modified":"2008-08-26T00:46:09","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T05:46:09","slug":"mending","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/08\/04\/mending","title":{"rendered":"Mending"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh. I do not feel good. Oh, well, better try to rebuild.<\/p>\n<p>*looks around*<\/p>\n<p>Okay, here&#8217;s the vena cava. Good. Now where&#8217;s the aorta? Ah, here it is!<\/p>\n<p>*looks around some more*<\/p>\n<p>Ooh, there&#8217;s the left ventricle. Eww, it&#8217;s dusty. *cleans it off* There. Right ventricle? Hmmm, where could it be?<\/p>\n<p>*looks around*<\/p>\n<p>Oh, good. It&#8217;s right here.<\/p>\n<p>*looks around more, slowly finds rest of missing pieces*<\/p>\n<p>That all of them? Sweet.<\/p>\n<p>*puts pieces together with some CardioTape<font size=2><sup>TM<\/sup><\/font>*<\/p>\n<p>There! Good as new!<\/p>\n<p>*puts it back where it belongs*<\/p>\n<p>And you wonder why I never let you out? That was totally not even close to worth it. Shame on you. Now stay put.<\/p>\n<p><i>This has been <b>Day 73<\/b> of the <b>100 Days of Summer, Round 7<\/b>.<\/i> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/sun.gif\" title=\"Summertime!\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh. I do not feel good. Oh, well, better try to rebuild. *looks around* Okay, here&#8217;s the vena cava. Good. Now where&#8217;s the aorta? Ah, here it is! *looks around some more* Ooh, there&#8217;s the left ventricle. Eww, it&#8217;s dusty. *cleans it off* There. Right ventricle? Hmmm, where could it be? *looks around* Oh, good. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/08\/04\/mending\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mending&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[33],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-100-days-of-summer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}