{"id":2161,"date":"2020-04-12T17:47:33","date_gmt":"2020-04-12T22:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=2161"},"modified":"2023-05-30T23:59:29","modified_gmt":"2023-05-31T04:59:29","slug":"coronavirus-easter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2020\/04\/12\/coronavirus-easter","title":{"rendered":"How the Coronavirus Stole Easter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People really liked Easter a lot<br \/>\nBut the Coronavirus&#8230; did not.<\/p>\n<p>January through March, worldwide it spread<br \/>\nCountries locked down, thousands were dead.<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t gather again until sometime later<br \/>\nNo Easter brunch nor Passover seder<\/p>\n<p>The virus looked forward to April the twelfth<br \/>\nFor on this day the biggest blow would be dealt<\/p>\n<p>The bees would be buzzing, the flowers in bloom<br \/>\nThe faithful would marvel at the empty tomb.<\/p>\n<p>Easter was coming, virus knew what they&#8217;d do<br \/>\nTo the Stay Home orders they&#8217;d say &#8220;screw you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>For how could the most faithful resist<br \/>\nTo gather, rejoice that Jesus is risen!<\/p>\n<p>And when they&#8217;d all go to church and pray<br \/>\nCoronavirus would grow three sizes that day!<\/p>\n<p>Empty streets lay under the Paschal full moon<br \/>\nCoronavirus knew it would strike real soon<\/p>\n<p>The day dawned Easter Sunday morn<br \/>\nCoronavirus to sicken so many more<\/p>\n<p>But as it turned out, the virus was wrong<br \/>\nBecause rising up, all around, came the song.<\/p>\n<p><i>Welcome Easter! Welcome Spring!<br \/>\nFrom our own homes we sing.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome Easter! In our heart<br \/>\nAs we stay six feet apart.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome Easter! While we stand<br \/>\nAt the sink, washing our hands.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome Easter! Quarantine<br \/>\nProtect us from COVID-19.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The virus was perplexed, could not explain<br \/>\nSomehow Easter still came just the same!<\/p>\n<p>It came without egg hunts. Came without mass.<br \/>\nEveryone stayed safely at home on their ass.<\/p>\n<p>The churches were empty just like the tomb<br \/>\nBut people stayed home and met via Zoom<\/p>\n<p>Still bloom did the flowers, buzz did the bees<br \/>\nStill we ate Cadbury Eggs and marshmallow peeps<\/p>\n<p>Celebrations called but we kept our nerve<br \/>\nTo stay away so to flatten the curve.<\/p>\n<p>Corona devastates, this much is true<br \/>\nBut we&#8217;re more powerful than ten viruses plus two!<\/p>\n<p>Easter will come back again and again<br \/>\nCoronavirus will be long gone by then<\/p>\n<p>For now we must still stay inside<br \/>\nSocial distancing so to stay alive<\/p>\n<p>Welcome Easter! Welcome Spring!<br \/>\nFrom our own homes we sing!<\/p>\n<p>Welcome Easter! In our heart<br \/>\nAs we stay six feet apart.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome Easter! While we stand<br \/>\nAt the sink, washing our hands.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome Easter! Quarantine<br \/>\nWe shall survive COVID-19.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/2020\/brooksideflowers2020.jpg\" title=\"Spring is here in spite of it all\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People really liked Easter a lot But the Coronavirus&#8230; did not. January through March, worldwide it spread Countries locked down, thousands were dead. Can&#8217;t gather again until sometime later No Easter brunch nor Passover seder The virus looked forward to April the twelfth For on this day the biggest blow would be dealt The bees &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2020\/04\/12\/coronavirus-easter\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How the Coronavirus Stole Easter&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,30],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-2161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-occasional-godliness","category-wtf","tag-easter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2161"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2166,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2161\/revisions\/2166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}