{"id":207,"date":"2007-05-28T17:17:59","date_gmt":"2007-05-28T22:17:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/05\/28\/top500"},"modified":"2009-04-28T11:44:56","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T16:44:56","slug":"top500","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/05\/28\/top500","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Always &#8220;Smells Like Teen Spirit&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hereby decree&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>It&#8217;s always &#8220;Smells Like Teen Spirit&#8221;!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Always. No question. No doubt. Hell, was probably true before the song even came out. Whenever a radio station is doing a big ass top some-number list of greatest alternative rock songs (provided it includes the 1990&#8217;s, if it were just this decade, it MIGHT not be on there, but no guarantee on that), then Nirvana&#8217;s famous &#8220;Smells Like Teen Spirit&#8221; will be number one.<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dc101.com\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"post\">DC 101<\/a> just did a huge ass Top 500 list this weekend of &#8220;greatest alternative rock songs of all time&#8221;. I didn&#8217;t even know they were doing this until yesterday, when they were in the 140&#8217;s or something, but ever since all I could think was &#8220;Smells Like Teen Spirit&#8221; will be number one.<\/p>\n<p>And it is. Just now finishing, actually. No surprise. #2 was Pearl Jam&#8217;s &#8220;Jeremy&#8221;. #3 was Nine Inch Nails&#8217;s &#8220;Closer&#8221;. Then a bunch of other stuff.<\/p>\n<p>DC 101 will post the full list on their website tomorrow, apparently. I&#8217;ll be there to snatch it and check out the whole thing, and post it here for you. I&#8217;ll link to it, but knowing them, it&#8217;ll only be up for like a day. I&#8217;ll immortalize it here with some notes as to which songs are awesome and you should like along with songs that suck and you should hate. Got it?<\/p>\n<p>What do I think of &#8220;Smells Like Teen Spirit&#8221;? On one hand, sounds like teenage stereotypical crap (maybe, I&#8217;m not sure if anyone actually knows what that song is about). Don&#8217;t know. But, shit, if fucking Paul Anka covers it (badly), you know it&#8217;s made some headway!<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of long ass lists, I still have the top 500 songs WHFS (who is no longer around, which sucks, they&#8217;re a fucking Maryland legend!) compiled at the end of 1999 of best songs of the 1990&#8217;s. Yes, of course, &#8220;Smells Like Teen Spirit&#8221; is number one. I&#8217;ll post that list, too. Why not? \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p><i>This has been <b>Day 5<\/b> of the <b>100 Days of Summer, Round 7<\/b>.<\/i> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/sun.gif\" title=\"Summertime!\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hereby decree&#8230; It&#8217;s always &#8220;Smells Like Teen Spirit&#8221;! Always. No question. No doubt. Hell, was probably true before the song even came out. Whenever a radio station is doing a big ass top some-number list of greatest alternative rock songs (provided it includes the 1990&#8217;s, if it were just this decade, it MIGHT not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/05\/28\/top500\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;It&#8217;s Always &#8220;Smells Like Teen Spirit&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,10,26],"tags":[33],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-check-it-out","category-decrees","category-musical-musing","tag-100-days-of-summer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}