{"id":2029,"date":"2019-02-04T22:14:30","date_gmt":"2019-02-05T03:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=2029"},"modified":"2023-05-31T00:04:53","modified_gmt":"2023-05-31T05:04:53","slug":"superbowl-53","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2019\/02\/04\/superbowl-53","title":{"rendered":"Corn Syrup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was yet another Superbowl Sunday, and as usual, I was <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\" title=\"I'm on Twitter!\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"post\" rel=\"noopener\">tweeting and retweeting<\/a>. So here&#8217;s some of the crap I was coughing up while the Patriots and Rams weren&#8217;t scoring like at all and Adam Levine was having an intentional wardrobe malfunction.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, let&#8217;s get to it. It was all mostly in one tweet thread, so I didn&#8217;t bother linking to the tweet directly for most of these since they are in there, and it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this, it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*shakes head*<\/p>\n<p>By that I mean&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Superbowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Superbowl<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/6fIjh4hqCh\">https:\/\/t.co\/6fIjh4hqCh<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1091951191628697600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>You get the idea. Also&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Puppy Bowl! But I have to make food. Argh! Conundrum! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Superbowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Superbowl<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1092151448161394688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And so on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Food is made. Chicken chili, guacamole, and cookies. Time for break from Puppy Bowl to watch Man Bowl. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Patriotic theater at an athletic event?! Blasphemy! I guess I&#8217;d better get down on my knee&#8230; that&#8217;s how you show reverence for the country and flag, right? #TakeAKnee #Superbowl<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">No matter what team you\u2019re rooting for at <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/SuperBowlLlll?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#SuperBowlLlll<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NASA_Technology?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@NASA_Technology<\/a> is helping you play the game. Our discoveries off the planet have developed all sorts of equipment on the field \u2014 from shock-absorbent foam in helmets to retractable stadium roofs. \ud83c\udfc8 Go NASA! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/972lP78SlV\">pic.twitter.com\/972lP78SlV<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; NASA (@NASA) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NASA\/status\/1092198206916739074?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Uh oh, what&#8217;s MLK being exploited for now? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Oh, wait, it&#8217;s to honor him and @BerniceKing and @repjohnlewis! Sweet! #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Ha! Yeah, Patriots were getting a little too far down the field. #interception #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Distracted driving due to M&#038;Ms. Does any auto insurance cover that? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> &#8220;Serena Williams is powerful. Download this app.&#8221; #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> I bought a Hyundai almost 12 years ago and didn&#8217;t have to ride a weird elevator. Did I do it wrong? I can keep my car, right? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> &#8220;Tom Brady has not been sacked once!&#8221; Famous last words&#8230; #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Patriots call timeout so we can watch more weird ads. Or Michael Myers commenting on glowing skin. Comforting. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> What&#8217;s with all the elevators? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> NFL is paying any lip service they can think of to civil rights except, you know, letting Colin Kaepernick play again and dropping this &#8220;you&#8217;re not allowed to #TakeAKnee&#8221; nonsense. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> This beverage containing alcohol, which will be responsible for who knows how many driving deaths tonight, is going to literal great lengths to assure us it doesn&#8217;t contain corn syrup. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> &#8220;I&#8217;m trying to save the world, which, for the record, will be my fourth time, because I&#8217;m really good at it.&#8221; Well! #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Oh, look, Brady got sacked. Who&#8217;d have thought that would happen? Me. A little while ago. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> No, Pepsi is not okay. Screw you. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">This never ever gets old<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/SuperBowlLlll?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#SuperBowlLlll<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/SuperBowl2019?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#SuperBowl2019<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Superbowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Superbowl<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/TheSimpsons?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#TheSimpsons<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/WlGTCiOnH9\">pic.twitter.com\/WlGTCiOnH9<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Worst Episode Ever (@WorstEpisodePod) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WorstEpisodePod\/status\/1092213859983736842?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Choking on a cashew will get you a sweet Audi. Good advice. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Did Drogon just kill the Bud Knight? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Three-pointer by New England! #wrongsport #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Who needs existential dread when you have Pringles and Funkytown? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Can <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/GameOfThrones?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#GameOfThrones<\/a> be this year&#39;s Tide and invade every commercial? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/SuperBowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#SuperBowl<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sen. Mallory McMorrow (@MalloryMcMorrow) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MalloryMcMorrow\/status\/1092217356783366144?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Does this mean I can forever brag about *~*playing*~* in the Super Bowl? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/UGCO5Nfqcf\">https:\/\/t.co\/UGCO5Nfqcf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Brie Larson (@brielarson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/brielarson\/status\/1092217276345004033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> &#8220;Seventeen years ago, Tom Brady looked older, I think?&#8221; LOL #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> The Rams are good at being unnoticed by the refs this postseason. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Okay, but if telling the Mercedes to &#8220;change color&#8221; meant the outside of the car changed too, that would really be neat. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Space is a Patriots fan? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Superbowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Superbowl<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/QzPmvLEGYj\">https:\/\/t.co\/QzPmvLEGYj<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1092219972754067464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Why is Mr. Peanut road raging with a peanut car and scaring Charlie Sheen? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I can\u2019t explain how much it means to have the support of the Icon Angela Davis! She has laid the foundation for myself and many others to fight against anti-blackness, and has never wavered! We love and appreciate you! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/do4AIRTHJR\">pic.twitter.com\/do4AIRTHJR<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Colin Kaepernick (@Kaepernick7) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kaepernick7\/status\/1091705063775617028?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 2, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Do you mind with your chunky milk thing? I&#8217;m trying to eat my delicious chili here! #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> It&#8217;s that twilighty show about that zone! #SimpsonsQuotesforallOccasions #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> If that robot wants to be a CPA, then let them, you jerks! #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Space is also a Rams fan. Playing the field, huh? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/4EfX5WpsBK\">https:\/\/t.co\/4EfX5WpsBK<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1092224015371063297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Inside of the two-minute warning until&#8230; Adam Levine. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Turnover on downs. Down he goes. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> This American football game is so low scoring it may as well be an everywhere else football game. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Anyway, time for the game to turn into a concert real quick and then back into a game real quick. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Look at all those former players who probably still have functioning brains. Probably. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> That poor cake. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> It&#8217;s the Pepsi half time show, and here I am drinking Coke. I do what I want. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheDweck\/status\/1092227160423702528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Maroon5?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Maroon5<\/a> looks great. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/HalftimeShow?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#HalftimeShow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/SuperBowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#SuperBowl<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/4m9wx7Sfdf\">pic.twitter.com\/4m9wx7Sfdf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Daily Simpsons (@dailysimpsons) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dailysimpsons\/status\/1092228339761401857?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Suddenly, Squidward! #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> The censorship silences are really jarring. Can we as a society stop caring about profanity already? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Glowing orbs? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> So who remembers Left Shark? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> This would be a good time for Mick Jagger to suddenly appear and move like himself. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> But, yeah, that is NOT the &#8220;concert of the year&#8221;. For one, it was 15 minutes and only partially played a couple of the hits. Most concerts are longer and have more than that. Just saying. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I mean, I could put BoJack Horseman on in the background while I watch the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Superbowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Superbowl<\/a> if that would make you happy. *shrug*<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/AouzjOiKzD\">https:\/\/t.co\/AouzjOiKzD<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1092232930976546817?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Now for the second half. Let&#8217;s see what happens. If anything. Big if. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Eric Cartman: &#8220;This is Bill Beeeeeelichick.&#8221; #SouthPark #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Kid with southern accent talking about assembling a Korean car. Unfamously. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> &#8220;No accounts of the game without the consent of NFL is prohibited.&#8221; Welp, all of us on the #Superbowl tag are screwed. LOL<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Peyton Manning said &#8220;Omaha!&#8221; Tom Brady says &#8220;Reagan!&#8221; Okay then. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> That&#8217;s just cold and stolen, T-Mobile. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Three and out and you&#8217;re not even out of your own end zone. Yeah, that&#8217;s this game for you. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> And now, mac &#8216;n&#8217; cheese porn. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Oh, yay, what #Superbowl record was set tonight? Longest PUNT! <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/rolleyes2.gif\" title=\"In the tweet, it's an emoji.\"\/><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">This game. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Superbowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Superbowl<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/fQghdbZEds\">pic.twitter.com\/fQghdbZEds<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1092240203937443840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> If using Colgate means no one respects your personal space, maybe, like, don&#8217;t use Colgate? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> FWIW, Spongebob is on Nick 2 right now. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> o snap, Rams completed a pass. Didn&#8217;t know they knew how to do that. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> This won&#8217;t be pass interference, and every Saints fan is smiling sardonically. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> 53 yarder in #Superbowl ! Tie game!<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> When the announcer says &#8220;We got points! It&#8217;s 3-3 and feels like we&#8217;ve got a scoring spree going on!&#8221; #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> It was a Bud Light ad and Daenerys Targaryen didn&#8217;t crash it. I&#8217;m disappointed. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">What a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/SuperbOwl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#SuperbOwl<\/a>!<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/wINaW3QoKR\">https:\/\/t.co\/wINaW3QoKR<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1092243548848705537?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> &#8220;Through three quarters, not a single touchdown to be found!&#8221; What is this &#8220;touchdown&#8221; of which you speak? Is that still a thing? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> &#8220;He rolls for an extra yard.&#8221; What if he just kept rolling to the other end for the touchdown? Is that allowed? What about for this game? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Video game accessibility. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> You&#8217;d think a #Superbowl tied in the 4th quarter would feel more exciting. *shrug*<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> But then again, it&#8217;d kind of suck if it were a blowout. You expect the teams that get here to be evenly matched. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">So anyway, this happened. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Superbowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Superbowl<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/p2g1hqeUCX\">https:\/\/t.co\/p2g1hqeUCX<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1092247813554098176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> &#8220;Here&#8217;s a guy eating a burger with ketchup. That&#8217;s several million well spent.&#8221; -Burger King #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> In other news, &#8220;Blowin&#8217; in the Wind&#8221; in a #Superbowl ad just feels&#8230; wrong.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">\u201cThe road to the Super Bowl is long and pointless. I mean, when you think about it&#8230;&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/SuperBowlSunday?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#SuperBowlSunday<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ul82ngTJvF\">pic.twitter.com\/ul82ngTJvF<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; The Simpsons (@Simpsons_tweets) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Simpsons_tweets\/status\/1092249000424673280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> This game is a staring contest, and whoever blinks gets a shiny trophy they&#8217;ll immediately smudge and a free car they can easily afford ten of. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"no\" dir=\"ltr\">iknorite?! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Superbowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Superbowl<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/kZxTDzpSXC\">https:\/\/t.co\/kZxTDzpSXC<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1092249834898231297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> So this game will be followed by @StephenAtHome. Better than last year, followed by &#8220;enjoy the game? now watch as this family escapes their burning house and one of them dies&#8221;. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> I think I liked this game better when it was 3-3. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Is it so weird that I think this sounds cool? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Superbowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Superbowl<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hvqiSZ7tQH\">https:\/\/t.co\/hvqiSZ7tQH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1092254060118462466?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Dad thinks daughter is Google. Switch to T-Mobile! #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> I just realized there haven&#8217;t been any Doritos ads tonight. Couldn&#8217;t outdo the time machine or the fetus? #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Anyway, looks like it&#8217;s the damn Patriots again. Unless Rams pull some serious magic out of their asses now. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> &#8220;It&#8217;s over. A lot of people in the audience look pissed.&#8221; -Brian Griffin #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">There was a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Superbowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Superbowl<\/a> tonight?<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/cANorK4ubB\">https:\/\/t.co\/cANorK4ubB<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1092259015176921088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> I don&#8217;t know. A fourth Toy Story feels like one too many. But I think I thought that about the third one and it&#8217;s almost nine years later and I&#8217;m still crying. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Anyone who disagrees is a cop. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Superbowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Superbowl<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/niBbIt7GeJ\">https:\/\/t.co\/niBbIt7GeJ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1092262457287036928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Time to rub and even kiss Shiny Trophy. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> &#8220;The Patriots are #Superbowl champs yet again.&#8221; Yaaaaaaaawn.<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Tom Brady, your daughter is excited and trying to talk to you. Answer her! #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Harrison Ford yelling at his dog to cancel a dog food order. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> I tweet the #Superbowl so I can look back at all this later and wonder what I was seeing on this day that made me tweet &#8220;And now, mac &#8216;n&#8217; cheese porn.&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Not sure what this James Corden thing is, but it&#8217;s not the This Is Us family&#8217;s house burning down, so I&#8217;ll take it. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> I watch the #Superbowl every year and even make food for the occasion. But I don&#8217;t forget Colin Kaepernick, the serious injuries the players endure, the NFL being shit, my own NFL team&#8217;s racist name, the domestic abusers, and the weird ads being wealth displays. Among much else.<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Not sure how to reconcile that. Other than that whether I watch or not doesn&#8217;t affect any of this. That&#8217;s all the answer I really have, which I guess isn&#8217;t great, but if nothing else, the silly entertainment of the game doesn&#8217;t mean bad stuff is forgotten. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Anyway, Rams fans, you know what to do now. Switch to Animal Planet and watch the puppies. You&#8217;ll feel better. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p><b>sciville<\/b> Imagine that Amazon ad with Harrison Ford and the dog, but instead of the dog it&#8217;s Chewbacca. #Superbowl<\/p>\n<p>And finally&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Anyway, that&#39;s all for football season. Is it baseball season yet? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/IMissMyNats?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#IMissMyNats<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Superbowl?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Superbowl<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Katrina M (@sciville) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sciville\/status\/1092270199473168384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was yet another Superbowl Sunday, and as usual, I was tweeting and retweeting. So here&#8217;s some of the crap I was coughing up while the Patriots and Rams weren&#8217;t scoring like at all and Adam Levine was having an intentional wardrobe malfunction. Anyway, let&#8217;s get to it. 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