{"id":195,"date":"2007-04-17T23:10:06","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T04:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/04\/17\/shampoo"},"modified":"2017-10-08T19:47:39","modified_gmt":"2017-10-09T00:47:39","slug":"shampoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/04\/17\/shampoo","title":{"rendered":"Shampoo Conundrum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was at Target today to get some socks since I was out of clean socks and didn&#8217;t feel like doing laundry. I found some socks eventually and was going to the check out counter when I spotted the shampoo aisle and figured I might as well pick some up for when my current bottle runs out.<\/p>\n<p>This didn&#8217;t used to be hard. I would just pick up a bottle of Suave and that would be it. Cheap and gets the job done. Recently, though, I began to think there must be a reason it&#8217;s so cheap. So I switched to the slightly pricier Garnier Fructis. Hair feels so much softer!<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nWondering why there was a difference, I looked at the labels. Suave contains ammonium lauryl sulfate, while Garnier Fructis contains sodium lauryl sulfate. I guess the former is cheaper or something. I checked on Wikipedia to see what the differences are, but didn&#8217;t come up with much. Of course, I did just skim the pages. Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>So there I was looking at the different kinds of shampoo. There was nice, cheap, less-than-a-dollar Suave. And a bunch of three dollar ones.<\/p>\n<p>I remember another reason I usually go with Suave. It&#8217;s simple. All the other kinds are like normal, dry or damaged hair, oily hair, color treated hair, etc. Just reminded me of when I was twelve and I kept having hair troubles, and my mom was so sure it was dandruff or that I needed a special shampoo. Turned out that while I was doing the lathering and rinsing, I kept forgetting to do the repeat part. Then it was fine. Has been ever since.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, so there I was trying to decide if I wanted to just get another bottle of the Fructis or pick something else. Looked at Herbal Essences. About same price. I just have always hated their stupid ass sexist ads. The ones where some chick hears the word &#8220;urge&#8221; or something that sounds like it and suddenly she&#8217;s washing her hair. What the hell?<\/p>\n<p>So many two-in-one bottles, with the shampoo and conditioner all in one. I don&#8217;t know. I&#8217;ve always been told to never use those. Shrug.<\/p>\n<p>Looked at Pantene. Eh, I&#8217;ve used it before. Beige bottle is boring. Looked at Aussie, but it&#8217;s the same price as the others yet has the ammonium lauryl sulfate like Suave does. Not that I saw what difference that really makes, but meh. L&#8217;Oreal was too expensive. Tres Emme was too full of itself and expensive. Sunsilk seemed okay.<\/p>\n<p>I eventually just got a bottle of the fucking Herbal Essence crap. It came with a free tiny bottle of conditioner anyway.<\/p>\n<p>But at least I didn&#8217;t have to do the damn laundry today. I&#8217;ve got ten more pairs of socks to go before I do! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was at Target today to get some socks since I was out of clean socks and didn&#8217;t feel like doing laundry. I found some socks eventually and was going to the check out counter when I spotted the shampoo aisle and figured I might as well pick some up for when my current &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2007\/04\/17\/shampoo\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Shampoo Conundrum&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1687,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/1687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}