{"id":1842,"date":"2018-02-05T22:21:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-06T03:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=1842"},"modified":"2023-05-31T00:07:31","modified_gmt":"2023-05-31T05:07:31","slug":"superbowl-52","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2018\/02\/05\/superbowl-52","title":{"rendered":"This Is Actually a Tide Ad"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, as you can see on the sidebar, I’m on Twitter<\/a>. Kind of on and off over the past nine years. But I always manage to tweet during the Superbowl, so here’s some of the crap I was saying and retweeting.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> As a Redskins fan, normally I want the Eagles to lose, but dear God, I’m so sick of the Patriots, so… *cringe* Go Eagles! *cringe* #atleastitsnotdallas #SuperbowlLII<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> I saw the beginning of the #PuppyBowl. None of the puppies took a knee during the national anthem. Or at least Animal Planet didn’t want to show it.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> When my NFL team was last in the #SuperBowl, a Simpsons episode was made about it. A third season Simpsons episode.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> If you order delivery today (and have the option of not doing so I should specify), you suck. It’s a busy night for them already. Make your own stuff for the occasion or have something ahead of time.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Oh, hey, something is coming on NBC right now.<\/p>\n

(Retweet) ACLU<\/a> Respect and love for America doesn\u2019t require blindness to America\u2019s failure to honor its promise of racial justice and equality. #TakeAKnee<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Well, with that “I’ll stand by you” ad, seems we’re getting started on the “feels” ads.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Oh shit, the crowd is booing the Patriots! LOL #SuperBowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Everyone is sick of the Patriots, and the Eagles beat the Vikings to get there tonight. Minneapolis is just the wrong city for this today. #SuperBowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Take a knee. Take a knee! It’s anthem time.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> “I’m trying to watch the #Superbowl! If people don’t support this thing, it might not make it.” -Abe Simpson, Season 7, “Mother Simpson” #simpsonsquotesforalloccasions<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Three-pointer for Philadelphia! #wrongsport #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> A trailer for a trailer. Trailerception. #solo #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> “This is Bill Beeeeelichick.” -Eric Cartman #SouthPark #SuperBowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> WOW!!! #touchdown #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> “Can you survive the ground?” “Can any of us survive the ground?” #SuperBowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> You have ONE JOB, kicker!<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> And a few days after this, ‘lympics!<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Does either team have like any defense?<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> It finally happened. Someone stole Morgan Freeman’s voice.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> This looks like a tweet, but it’s actually a Tide ad.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> o snap, no goal #youhadonejobkicker<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Wow, are three-and-outs still a thing? #Superbowl<\/p>\n

(Retweet) sciam<\/a> How much water weight can an NFL player lose during a game? A running back might drop four to five pounds, and a lineman might expend closer to nine pounds. http:\/\/bit.ly\/2GNDgxK<\/a> #SuperBowl<\/p>\n

(Retweet) BoJackHorseman<\/a> if they start performing their own halftime show im out [Pic of BoJack sitting in a living room with Hollyhock and her 8 dads having a Superbowl party]<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> “It’s a burrito full of plants pretending to be meat.”<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Go home, Tide. You’re drunk.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> That is one #SuperbOwl. [NatGeo tweet<\/a> about a Superb Owl.]<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> GOOOOAAAAAAAL! #wrongsport #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> The fuck was that, Febreze?<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Okay, who dropped $5 million on 30 seconds of blank quiet time?<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Keanu Reeves is surfing on a motorcycle through a desert. Your argument is invalid. #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Truly that is a #SuperbOwl [NatGeo tweet<\/a> about another Superb Owl]<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Another GOOOOOAAAAAAL! For the other ones now.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> LOL kicking just isn’t there tonight. #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Australia. #thankgodthatsnotarealmovie<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> I just assume every ad is a Tide ad until I see evidence to the contrary. #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> What a #SuperbOwl! [Still another NatGeo tweet<\/a> about a Superb Owl]<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Wow. The ball went through the uprights. Didn’t know that was possible. #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Time to turn the football game into a concert real quick and then turn it back into a football game real quick. #halftime #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> *watches Pepsi Half-Time Show* *drinks Coke* I’m a badass. #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Minneapolis is turning purple!<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> FYI, last time #Superbowl was on February 4 was in 2007. The halftime show act in that one was… Prince.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Awww, what a #SuperbOwl! [Yup, it’s another NatGeo tweet<\/a> with a Superb Owl]<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Oh, right, the game.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> The plot thickens. #touchdown #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Ah, company that profits from alcoholism is at least keeping people hydrated. *shrug*<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> This isn’t actually the #Superbowl. It’s all a Tide ad.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Announcers don’t like call stands ruling. LOL #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> The Bud Knight is in the audience.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Another Guardians of the Galaxy? Wait, there’s the Hulk. Some Marvel mashup? Er, no, it’s a Tide ad. #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Uh oh. Game could go any which way. Suspense! #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> LOL Peyton Manning at Universal Studios.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Agholor sounds like a villain in a 1960’s Hanna Barbera cartoon.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> HOLY SHIT! #turnover #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> “Fuck you, waterfall!” -Jeep #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Patriots fans, switch to Animal Planet and watch the #PuppyBowl. You’ll feel better. Everyone else, also watch the Puppy Bowl. To celebrate. To just be cute attacked. It’s all good.<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> They’re smudging that shiny trophy. #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> There is a word called “everything”. It’s… the word “everything”. #Superbowl<\/p>\n

sciville<\/a> Okay, football is done. Is it baseball season yet? #imissmynats<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

Well, that was fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, as you can see on the sidebar, I’m on Twitter. Kind of on and off over the past nine years. But I always manage to tweet during the Superbowl, so here’s some of the crap I was saying and retweeting. … sciville As a Redskins fan, normally I want the Eagles to lose, but … Continue reading “This Is Actually a Tide Ad”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,15,25],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-1842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idiot-box","category-sports","category-teh-interwebs","tag-superbowl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1842"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2354,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1842\/revisions\/2354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}