{"id":1712,"date":"2016-08-27T21:01:15","date_gmt":"2016-08-28T02:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=1712"},"modified":"2023-05-31T00:12:50","modified_gmt":"2023-05-31T05:12:50","slug":"atlanta-2016-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2016\/08\/27\/atlanta-2016-1","title":{"rendered":"Atlanta 2016, Part 1: Turner &#038; Fish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Part 1 &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2016\/08\/28\/atlanta-2016-2\" title=\"Atlanta 2016, Part 2: Civil Rights &#038; Coke\" class=\"post\">Part 2<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Friday night I was supposed to be getting ready for the weekend but instead found myself eating ice cream and watching Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy and telling myself I&#8217;d get right on it.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2016\/04\/16\/chicago-2016\" title=\"Chicago 2016\" class=\"post\">Chicago<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2016\/06\/18\/new-york-2016\" title=\"New York 2016\" class=\"post\">New York<\/a>, I didn&#8217;t have to get up before sunrise as I snagged a midday flight. The next morning I parked in the Green Lot at Dulles and got the shuttle and went on into the terminal. No suitcase to check. Just my little bag with me. I brace myself for the TSA line and head down the escalator to it&#8230; to find no line at all. I walked straight over to the guy who checked my ID and boarding pass and mentioned I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;d ever seen the TSA line not completely packed. &#8220;You just missed it,&#8221; he replied.<\/p>\n<p>Way early for my flight, I went to the long C&#038;D concourse where my gate was, near the beginning of the C gates. And I got to do something I&#8217;d always wanted to do but <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/08\/12\/that-was-close\" title=\"That Was Close\" class=\"post\">have done before<\/a>: Walk from one end to the other! Touched the wall by C1 at 10:40am and walked all the way to the other end, touching the wall there at 10:55am. As I approached the latter, by a gate that was not being used at the time, some guy who worked at the airport was sitting in one of the chairs, watching me. Once I touched the wall and started back, he said, &#8220;it&#8217;s a long way, isn&#8217;t it? how long did it take you?&#8221; I told him 15 minutes and continued. Okay, so I guess this is a common thing here.<\/p>\n<p>On my way back, I noticed this giant anthropomorphic kinder egg outside a duty free shop declaring a love for DC. Aren&#8217;t kinder eggs illegal in the US? If this thing is here, I can only assume it stowed away on a flight from Europe but got caught at customs. Must be waiting for a flight back out of the country. The professed love for DC must be trying to make nice with the locals so maybe it can stay, or it&#8217;s gloating that it got this far. Not sure which.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta1.jpg\" title=\"Illegal immEGGrant\"\/><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nDeparture time neared so I returned to my gate to charge my phone some before boarding. Around me were more passengers on my flight steadily arriving, as well as this nursing mother jail.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta2.jpg\" title=\"Lactation station?\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Then we were boarded and in the air for a couple of hours, and we descended, and I saw below the five large parallel concourses that make up Atlanta Hartsfield Jackson, in all its oversized glory. We landed and out we came to navigate that monstrosity.<\/p>\n<p>Well, actually, our gate was like right past security, so those five large parallel concourses were unneeded.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I brushed by all the airport stuff, being in a bit of a hurry, to the airport&#8217;s MARTA stop. I bought a card in a machine and was soon on the train heading toward downtown Atlanta. My destination was Peachtree Center, or would have been, but I had to go on ahead to Midtown to pay my respects to something that&#8217;s made quite an impact on my life.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m referring of course to&#8230;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta3.jpg\" title=\"Closing credits of Space Ghost Coast to Coast flashback\"\/><\/p>\n<p>What? Cartoon Network has been a major part of my life! Before it, the cartoons were on TNT and TBS, and holy crap, I&#8217;m showing my age here.<\/p>\n<p>Also, Adult Swim mural!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta4.jpg\" title=\"Continuing down the sidewalk comes closer to the present and further from show quality.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>And Adult Swim itself.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta5.jpg\" title=\"Where the magic happens! By which I mean those bumps are thought of, I guess.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>My rational mind tells me all that&#8217;s inside these buildings are offices, but some part of me insists that inside is a crazy cartoony fun house that I really wish were giving tours. Someday. For now, well, I&#8217;m in Georgia in late August so naturally it is HOT! Back to the MARTA station, a wait for the next train that makes DC&#8217;s Metro look like a paragon of efficiency, and now I got out at Peachtree Center, and over a couple blocks to check into my hotel.<\/p>\n<p>Ohhh, there&#8217;s fruit infused water in the lobby! Yay! A little confusion finding the correct elevator because of the hotel&#8217;s weird layout, and I found my fancy little room.<\/p>\n<p>But I was running behind on time, with the long wait for the MARTA train at Midtown canceling out any time I gained from my flight arriving early. So after unloading unnecessary items from my bag in the room and enjoying the lovely air conditioning, I was back outside.<\/p>\n<p>And over to Centennial Olympic Park. Remember the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/1996_Summer_Olympics\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"1996 Summer Olympics\" class=\"post\" rel=\"noopener\">1996 Olympics<\/a>?<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta6.jpg\" title=\"Not mentioned: Kerri Strug's leg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Ah, so here&#8217;s the crazy Turner fun house. By which I mean <a href=\"http:\/\/tours.cnn.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"CNN Center\" class=\"post\" rel=\"noopener\">CNN Center<\/a>. Over a food court where I got a much desired late lunch.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta6a.jpg\" title=\"This is CNN.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Wait. Is that..?<\/p>\n<p>It is. It is!<\/p>\n<p>CARTOON NETWORK STORE!!!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta7.jpg\" title=\"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Oh, it&#8217;s small. But Cartoon Network stuff!!!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta8.jpg\" title=\"No bigger on the inside.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>A bigger CNN store was adjoining, and really all one big Turner store.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta9.jpg\" title=\"The wall of multicolored CNN mugs and water bottles was larger than the Cartoon Network section.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Outside of which was a Conan dolphin, for some reason.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta10.jpg\" title=\"Not even going to ask.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>And a depressed Rick.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta11.jpg\" title=\"One of them anyway.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>So I was going to buy out the stores, but I was in a hurry, and resolved to come back later. Back out through Centennial Olympic Park&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, look, fish!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta12.jpg\" title=\"Hello, fish.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>I had tried to buy a discounted ticket for entry after 4pm for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.georgiaaquarium.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Georgia Aquarium\" class=\"post\" rel=\"noopener\">Georgia Aquarium<\/a> the day before, which they said was available only on their website, but the website wasn&#8217;t cooperating with me. I said as much at the ticket window, and they gave me the discounted ticket anyway. Yay!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, fish tunnel.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta13.jpg\" title=\"Be surrounded by fish. And other tourists also trying to be surrounded by fish.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Also, whale shark.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta14.jpg\" title=\"Shark that thinks it's a whale.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>This little fish is tired and just wants to rest on this flower. Got a problem with that?<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta15.jpg\" title=\"Flower fish\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Archerfish spits a jet of water at a bug to knock it in the water, eats it, and says &#8220;Do you want ants? Because that&#8217;s how you get ants.&#8221;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta16.jpg\" title=\"Danger zone!\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Piranha has seen some things, man, and some stuff. Wouldn&#8217;t recommend it!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta17.jpg\" title=\"Spoiler: Piranha is referring to its last lunch. You don't want to know.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Penguin sees you. Penguin doesn&#8217;t care.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta18.jpg\" title=\"He tried dancing to somehow bring attention to overfishing near his Antarctic home, but no one picked up on that.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Otter in the water is all like &#8220;hey, let&#8217;s play&#8221; while the other is like &#8220;go away, I&#8217;m chilling&#8221;.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta19.jpg\" title=\"Thankfully, no baby seals nearby.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>This friendly grouper says hello.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta20.jpg\" title=\"Hello, grouper!\"\/><\/p>\n<p>I still had time to walk through each exhibit at least twice as well as catch the last dolphin show. There was also some petting of sting rays and even saw a guy propose to his girlfriend in the tunnel not long before closing. I just barely had time to buy a couple of things at the gift shop, and back on out into the park.<\/p>\n<p>Pretty lively for after 9pm, but it was still rather hot, so that Olympic fountain was certainly refreshing to all those little kids.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/images\/2016\/atlanta21.jpg\" title=\"Well lit, too.\"\/><\/p>\n<p>So my phone and I were both starving, so I headed back toward my hotel in search of food and an outlet. My hotel was one of several in downtown Atlanta with a revolving restaurant at the top, so I went on up to check it out.<\/p>\n<p>And after a &#8220;hahaha, NOPE!&#8221; at the plate of three shrimp that was like $35 and the literal teaspoon of chocolate mousse that was like $10, I walked around the revolving part to see out the windows before hopping back down the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>I settled for the much more sensible $6 steak salad, a pretty decent portion, too, from the hotel&#8217;s other restaurant back down in the lobby.<\/p>\n<p>Finally back up to the hotel room, where I planned the following day and fell asleep watching Hunger Games.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2016\/08\/28\/atlanta-2016-2\" title=\"Atlanta 2016, Part 2: Civil Rights &#038; Coke\" class=\"post\">To be continued&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>This has been <b>Day 96<\/b> of the <b>100 Days of Summer, Round 16<\/b>.<\/i> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/sun.gif\" title=\"Summertime!\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part 1 &#8211; Part 2 Friday night I was supposed to be getting ready for the weekend but instead found myself eating ice cream and watching Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy and telling myself I&#8217;d get right on it. Unlike Chicago and New York, I didn&#8217;t have to get up before sunrise as I snagged &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2016\/08\/27\/atlanta-2016-1\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Atlanta 2016, Part 1: Turner &#038; Fish&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[33,44],"class_list":["post-1712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-going-places","tag-100-days-of-summer","tag-2016-excursions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1712"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2360,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712\/revisions\/2360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}