{"id":149,"date":"2006-12-11T19:45:16","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T00:45:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/12\/11\/breathe"},"modified":"2023-05-29T02:50:02","modified_gmt":"2023-05-29T07:50:02","slug":"breathe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/12\/11\/breathe","title":{"rendered":"Breathe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I can do this.<\/p>\n<p>*takes deep breath*<\/p>\n<p>Aaaaahhhhhh!!!! This is the worst pain ever!<\/p>\n<p>*breathes frantically*<\/p>\n<p>Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! OWWWWWWWW! Son of a bitch!<\/p>\n<p>*takes another deep breath*<\/p>\n<p>Yeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwwwch! Is this over yet?! I think I&#8217;m almost done.<\/p>\n<p>*deep breath*<\/p>\n<p>OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!<\/p>\n<p>Wow, I did it. It&#8217;s over with. Oh, man.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What was that about?! What could have happened <a href=\"\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/03\/11\/im-pregnant\" class=\"post\">many months ago<\/a> to have caused this?<\/p>\n<p>Damn you, internet quizzes.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/stringlights.gif\" title=\"Merry Christmas!\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I can do this. *takes deep breath* Aaaaahhhhhh!!!! This is the worst pain ever! *breathes frantically* Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! OWWWWWWWW! Son of a bitch! *takes another deep breath* Yeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwwwch! Is this over yet?! I think I&#8217;m almost done. *deep breath* OWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Wow, I did it. It&#8217;s over with. Oh, man. &#8230; What &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/12\/11\/breathe\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Breathe&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1626,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions\/1626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}