{"id":1392,"date":"2015-12-11T23:30:56","date_gmt":"2015-12-12T04:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=1392"},"modified":"2015-12-11T23:30:56","modified_gmt":"2015-12-12T04:30:56","slug":"home-vs-roam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2015\/12\/11\/home-vs-roam","title":{"rendered":"Home vs Roam"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now what? Ah, this song…<\/p>\n

Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays<\/i>
\nYup. Home is good. Not hoisting yourself elsewhere to visit horrible relatives.<\/p>\n

Cause no matter how far away you roam<\/i>
\nWait, what?<\/p>\n

When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze<\/i>
\nYeah, family is definitely not who I want to see for that.<\/p>\n

For the holidays, you can’t beat home sweet home.<\/i>
\nAgreed!<\/p>\n

I met a man who lives in Tennessee, and he was heading for Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie<\/i>
\nI’m sure he can get pumpkin pie back in Tennessee.<\/p>\n

And Pennsylvania folks are traveling down to Dixie’s sunny shores<\/i>
\nSeriously, these people are not going home for the holidays. They are leaving their homes!<\/p>\n

From Atlantic to Pacific, gee the traffic is terrific<\/i>
\nSarcasm?<\/p>\n

Oh, there’s no place like home for the holidays<\/i>
\nExactly! What’s with all this talk of holiday travel?<\/p>\n

Cause no matter how far away you roam<\/i>
\nWhich shouldn’t be far at all if you stay the fuck home.<\/p>\n

If you want to be happy in a million ways<\/i>
\nAs opposed to unhappy in a million ways, as traveling to visit family would surely mean.<\/p>\n

For the holidays, you can’t beat home sweet home!<\/i>
\nAs long as you’re alone. Don’t need horrible relatives traveling in to bother you either. You can make your own pumpkin pie.<\/p>\n

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Now what? Ah, this song… Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays Yup. Home is good. Not hoisting yourself elsewhere to visit horrible relatives. Cause no matter how far away you roam Wait, what? When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze Yeah, family is definitely not who I want to … Continue reading “Home vs Roam”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas-time","category-musical-musing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1393,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392\/revisions\/1393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}