{"id":139,"date":"2006-12-01T23:47:19","date_gmt":"2006-12-02T04:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=139"},"modified":"2006-12-01T23:47:49","modified_gmt":"2006-12-02T04:47:49","slug":"christmastime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/12\/01\/christmastime","title":{"rendered":"Okay, Now It&#8217;s Christmastime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;m a bit late. It&#8217;s been Christmastime for over a week now. I just waited until now to say anything because, meh, felt like it. Started around noon on Thanksgiving to be exact, specifically when Santa Claus shows up in the Macy&#8217;s Parade. At that point, I put on my traditional Christmas pin. It&#8217;s of Santa Claus climbing a giant candy cane. It&#8217;s cool. :b:<\/p>\n<p>So Merry Christmas.<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/xmascheers.gif\" title=\"Cheers!\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Okay, you&#8217;ll be hearing that from me a lot more than this. Because I&#8217;m not one of these gay ranting sites that for some reason shuts down in December.:cute:<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I shall post something here every single day of December! My little compensation for you. You need it. Your life sucks.<\/p>\n<p>But better late than really damn early like my <a href=\"\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/07\/25\/christmas-july\" class=\"post\">rant<\/a> from five months ago. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ll post something on this site every day in December. If I can&#8217;t come up with something for here, I&#8217;ve got some shit to post in the other sections, which have gone somewhat ignored since last spring, except for <a href=\"\/misc\/croatan2006.php\" class=\"post\">Croatan 2006<\/a> in Miscellaneous, which rocks balls. But even so, there&#8217;s a LOT of shit about Christmas time that&#8217;s worth rants. And not the same old crap you hear everywhere else.<\/p>\n<p>So that is my present to you. Because I&#8217;m just cool like that.<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/santasmile.gif\" title=\"Ho ho ho\"\/><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/stringlights.gif\" title=\"Merry Christmas!\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;m a bit late. It&#8217;s been Christmastime for over a week now. I just waited until now to say anything because, meh, felt like it. Started around noon on Thanksgiving to be exact, specifically when Santa Claus shows up in the Macy&#8217;s Parade. At that point, I put on my traditional Christmas pin. It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/12\/01\/christmastime\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Okay, Now It&#8217;s Christmastime&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas-time","category-inside-the-fortress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}