{"id":133,"date":"2006-11-05T17:25:34","date_gmt":"2006-11-05T22:25:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=133"},"modified":"2006-11-05T17:27:08","modified_gmt":"2006-11-05T22:27:08","slug":"dallas-pwned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/11\/05\/dallas-pwned","title":{"rendered":"You Are So Pwned!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cowboys.justgotowned.com\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"post\">http:\/\/cowboys.justgotowned.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dallas 19<br \/>\nWashington 22<\/p>\n<p>Final.<\/p>\n<p>Hell YEAH!!!! <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/danceparty.gif\" title=\"Dallas Sucks\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Dude, not just any ownage. We were tied. Dallas was about to kick a field goal at the end to win it. And what happened? Redskins blocked that fucker, and ran it back! Didn&#8217;t make it to the end, but one of the Cowboys grabbed a face mask, so it was a 15 yard penalty. Put us within a possible field goal range. No time left on the clock. 4th quarter. Nick Novak kicks it from 47 yards out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He made it!!!! Redskins win!!!! :banana:<\/p>\n<p>Just goes to show. Washington rules. Dallas sucks.<\/p>\n<p> \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/cowboys.justgotowned.com Dallas 19 Washington 22 Final. Hell YEAH!!!! Dude, not just any ownage. We were tied. Dallas was about to kick a field goal at the end to win it. And what happened? Redskins blocked that fucker, and ran it back! Didn&#8217;t make it to the end, but one of the Cowboys grabbed a face &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2006\/11\/05\/dallas-pwned\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You Are So Pwned!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}