{"id":1323,"date":"2015-03-30T17:51:48","date_gmt":"2015-03-30T22:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=1323"},"modified":"2015-03-30T17:51:48","modified_gmt":"2015-03-30T22:51:48","slug":"lion-and-lamb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2015\/03\/30\/lion-and-lamb","title":{"rendered":"Lion and Lamb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So we&#8217;ve all heard that saying about the month of March. That it &#8220;goes in like a lion, goes out like a lamb&#8221;. The idea is that the month begins with harsh wintry weather and ends with mild spring weather.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I call bullshit. I mean, if anything, it&#8217;s the other way around.<\/p>\n<p>What do lambs look like? They&#8217;re gentle, soft, white, and fluffy. You know what else is gentle, soft, white, and fluffy? Snow! In fact, it&#8217;s right there in that rhyme, that Mary had a little lamb &#8220;whose fleece was white as snow&#8221;. Not whose fleece was, say, like airborne pollen that will have you sneezing for the next four months.<\/p>\n<p>What about the lion? Well, what do lions do? Other than lie around all day and plot regicidal wildebeest stampedes. That&#8217;s right. They roar! Know what else roars? Thunder! Know when we get lots of thunderstorms? Spring!<\/p>\n<p>In white and fluffy like a lamb, out roaring like a lion. Much more accurate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So we&#8217;ve all heard that saying about the month of March. That it &#8220;goes in like a lion, goes out like a lamb&#8221;. The idea is that the month begins with harsh wintry weather and ends with mild spring weather. Yeah, I call bullshit. I mean, if anything, it&#8217;s the other way around. What do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2015\/03\/30\/lion-and-lamb\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lion and Lamb&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-think-about-it"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1323"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1325,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions\/1325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}