{"id":1073,"date":"2013-12-01T16:12:51","date_gmt":"2013-12-01T21:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2017-08-11T20:52:55","modified_gmt":"2017-08-12T01:52:55","slug":"turkey-and-latkes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2013\/12\/01\/turkey-and-latkes","title":{"rendered":"Turkey and Latkes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh, here we go again…<\/p>\n

Thanksgiving:<\/b> More turkey?<\/p>\n

Chanukah:<\/b> Yes, thank you. More latkes?<\/p>\n

Thanksgiving:<\/b> Please! They’re marvelous.<\/p>\n

Christmas:<\/b> Hey, there you are, Chanukah! What’s going on over here?<\/p>\n

Chanukah:<\/b> Having a turkey and latke dinner with Thanksgiving.<\/p>\n

Christmas:<\/b> Interesting. How come?<\/p>\n

Chanukah:<\/b> Check a calendar. The 25th of Kislev this year is also Thanksgiving. So the two of us are hanging out this year.<\/p>\n

Christmas:<\/b> But I like hanging out with you. It won’t be the same not having you around.<\/p>\n

Chanukah:<\/b> Oh, sure, sure. You’ll be all alone. Except well, for Winter Solstice, Boxing Day, New Year’s Day, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Epiphany…<\/p>\n

Christmas:<\/b> I get it, I get it. Alright, I’ll leave you to it. See you next year, I guess.<\/p>\n

Chanukah:<\/b> Hmm. Well, I’d feel bad, but Thanksgiving seems so lonely each year. It’s a nice quiet change.<\/p>\n

Thanksgiving:<\/b> Oh, I’m not totally alone…<\/p>\n

Chanukah:<\/b> What do you mean?<\/p>\n

Black Friday:<\/b> LOL HAI U GUIZE!!!11!!1!<\/p>\n

Thanksgiving and Chanukah<\/b>: Oh shit!<\/p>\n

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Oh, here we go again… Thanksgiving: More turkey? Chanukah: Yes, thank you. More latkes? Thanksgiving: Please! They’re marvelous. Christmas: Hey, there you are, Chanukah! What’s going on over here? Chanukah: Having a turkey and latke dinner with Thanksgiving. Christmas: Interesting. How come? Chanukah: Check a calendar. The 25th of Kislev this year is also Thanksgiving. … Continue reading “Turkey and Latkes”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas-time","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1346,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions\/1346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}