{"id":1043,"date":"2013-07-25T21:14:16","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T02:14:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/?p=1043"},"modified":"2013-07-25T21:18:12","modified_gmt":"2013-07-26T02:18:12","slug":"geoguessr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2013\/07\/25\/geoguessr","title":{"rendered":"Estimating Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate this fucking game.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geoguessr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"post\">GeoGuessr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Go ahead. Give it a try.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m awesome at it. I think my highest score was up over 28,000. I often get over 25,000 anyway and seldom lower than 20,000. I&#8217;ve mastered the art of pinpointing the exact spot to within meters. I very rarely check Wikipedia or the like, and when I do, usually it&#8217;s a matter of &#8220;okay, I know the name of the town and what country it&#8217;s in, I&#8217;ve just been panning all over the country&#8217;s map looking for it and am getting impatient.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And oh dear God, the constant panning! Dear Lord at the long barren usually-Australian roads. Yeah, I can pinpoint exact locations within meters after a LOT of panning and clicking down a road, hoping that there will be a sign showing the name of a nearby city or at least telling me what language is spoken in this place. Or the number of the road.<\/p>\n<p>Only twice have I screwed up so badly that I didn&#8217;t even pick the right <i>continent<\/i>. Once wasn&#8217;t too long ago. A lot of locations in the game are in Brazil, and usually a sign or something in Portuguese can be spotted before too long telling this, along with rather obviously tropical scenery. Well, sure enough, at one point when I couldn&#8217;t identify any town names, was on some endless forest road, and saw some signs in Portuguese and finally guessed a random spot in Brazil and hoped it was close&#8230; it was in Portugal! :irked:<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nGranted, I had checked Portugal, it&#8217;s nice and small, but I didn&#8217;t have much specific location, nor anything that might indicate Europe instead of South America, so didn&#8217;t see anything special and figured Brazil because it&#8217;s a lot bigger and every other Portuguese language location in this thing had been Brazilian.<\/p>\n<p>The other time was just earlier this evening. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/bored.gif\" title=\"Bleh\"\/><\/p>\n<p>You see, the game drops you in Street View and you can pan around until you find a clue or want to kill yourself because tedium. You can follow the road you&#8217;re on and find stuff and explore the area.<\/p>\n<p>That is, except for the occasions where you can&#8217;t actually move anywhere. You have a 360 view of where you are but that&#8217;s all you get. Usually there&#8217;s a sign visible or a landmark or something to still indicate where this is. Some of these have been some fancy German building, a snowy road in the northern Yukon, and a snowy Russian neighborhood, none of which I came anywhere close to.<\/p>\n<p>Today? It was a beach. It wasn&#8217;t even Street View. It was some guy standing in the water (I could see the shadow) just a little ways from the beach. You could see sand, short trees, and sea to the west. That&#8217;s it. No signs. No buildings. Nothing whatsoever.<\/p>\n<p>That could be fucking anywhere!<\/p>\n<p>Only sort-of clue I thought I had was that the sun was to the north, which indicated to me southern hemisphere. So I figured Australia like so many other locations on this thing. Picked random Australian location and hoped I&#8217;d get amazingly lucky.<\/p>\n<p>It was Mexico. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/banghead.gif\" title=\"Argh!\"\/><\/p>\n<p>When I get almost exact locations, my score is something like 6477. Even when at least in the same country it could be in the 4000 range.<\/p>\n<p>This got me&#8230; 32. Just 32.<\/p>\n<p>Which, you know, why was this picture in this to begin with?<\/p>\n<p>The other four in the set I got pretty close, over 6,000 on all I think. Had this one given me anything to work with, could have gone over 30,000 total. Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>I hate this fucking game.<\/p>\n<p>And yet I can&#8217;t stop playing it. Get that final score after all five locations, and decide, &#8220;Hey, let&#8217;s see if I can do better!&#8221; And then start a new game. And I&#8217;m right back in the middle of some flat desert road with no signs or civilization anywhere&#8230; FFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p><i>This has been <b>Day 63<\/b> of the <b>100 Days of Summer, Round 13<\/b>.<\/i> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/smilies\/sun.gif\" title=\"Summertime!\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate this fucking game. GeoGuessr Go ahead. Give it a try. I&#8217;m awesome at it. I think my highest score was up over 28,000. I often get over 25,000 anyway and seldom lower than 20,000. I&#8217;ve mastered the art of pinpointing the exact spot to within meters. I very rarely check Wikipedia or the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/2013\/07\/25\/geoguessr\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Estimating Earth&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,25,11],"tags":[33],"class_list":["post-1043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-check-it-out","category-teh-interwebs","category-what-the-hell","tag-100-days-of-summer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1043"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1045,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions\/1045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eightminefortress.com\/surewhynot\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}